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walks over to the jukebox and plays bloodhound gang i think you know the song will you sing it for us?
if it will help i'll beg

Nah.... three person embarrassment there... besides she is too twitterpated right now to care.... it's soooo cool

What this Bloodhound gang song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAB7nI2xoPM

yeah that one. i think that was one of my fav songs. and you were suppose to sing it for us here.

well i hate to do this but i must go tobed work 5-1130 am for the next three days. its been fun.

goodnight all


TINA, JESSE, DORI, and later if she is on JEN

ya'll behave or at least misbehave.

everyone

Nite

Nite

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:


PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!
Drink: Beer

Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with my friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has N O clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots

Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.




PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer:

He's poor and wants to get laid.


Imported Beer:

He likes good beer and wants to get laid .

Wine:

He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.


Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress..

White Zinfandel: He's gay.

Well I do hope you get to feeling better.



Sorry for being late everyone , my short nap turned into 7 hours That's rare for me lol

Yes and your snoring kepp me up all night

You still here, Desmond?

yes beautiful do you want to keep me company

Unfortunately..i have a doctor chatting my ear off as we speak...the same mushmouth i had last night I'm just in for a cuppa coffee <-coffee

Well it always great seeing you sweetie

I'm sorry Des ,I must have been really tired. You shouldn't have wore me out


How've ya been Des

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH don't tell all of our sercets


I am doing good budy how are you

Well had a date last night with a very lovely lady that was very charming. But been doing great. You know the usual , kicking around the country stirrin' mischief when I can.

Hope everything's been going good for you .

joey all is good and you are lucky she is a sweetheart I work yesterday and had to work last night at 7pm got home after 2am but I have today off and I am not even sleep yet that why my azz is still up and on here

Sounds like you;ve been busy then well , right now I"m getting unloaded here in Tracy,CA then have to up in Stockton,CA a little later , then West Sacramento to make my final delievery , then fin dout what they've got planned for me from there .