Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:07 AM CST
At a dinner party, a lady lost her broach down the back of her dress.
She asked the waiter to help her.
She told him to stand behind her a reach down the back of her dress and retrieve the broach.
She kept telling him to reach lower and lower.
The waiter says," Madame, I'll have you know that I feel a perfect ass."
She replied, "Never mind the compliments....Just get the damn broach!"
