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Aries- Well; with all the time you've spent trying to light fires under your intended's arse, it seems they have some sort of immunity to you. Some people are just not flammable. You may think another tack is required; but it really isn't... because it's you who is missing the signs. The pilot light has been lit, yes it's not that all consuming conflagration that makes you sit up and take notice; but give it time, some people have slower burning furnaces that keep burning longer too. Not that flame and extinguish stuff that you often do. Put the matches away and pick up a poker, stir the embers!

Taurus- Last week the Kama Sutra, this week "The Erotic Mind", and finding the kundalini in you. What normally takes some people a lifetime to understand, flows through you like a wilderness stream, ...the ripples and bends don't go unnoticed by you. It's white water rafting for the daring sensual nature in you and you don't mind falling into the water once in a while. The sun, the moon, the stars, they all seem to be similarily affected and in concert with you. The three N words appeal this week, nature, nurture, naked, which is far better than the numb you've been feeling for some time now.

Gemini- People like how you talk, and some can't get enough of it. In fact they'll be looking to you to confirm and reaffirm their realities this week. Normally you don't mind being so helpful and sharing your unique wisdom; but, in the back of your mind, that little devil voice is saying "what about me?" I could use some reality too! This is the point where i remind you abot your own wisdom... get out there and ask for it!! Fortune favours the bold and all that.

Cancer- The times they are a changin.. and that chagrin that is your normal response to opportunity is something you'd like to purge from your life. Can you live without your shell? Can you venture far from your comfort zone and make it back to your shell before midnight? Sure you can, you want to because you've noticed how big the sea really is just from looking out your window. So, listen, opportunity doesn't knock very often, it tends to leave on, and follow, the currents. So; get out there and go with the flow.

Leo- You have a little gleam in your eye. Whats up with that? How can you be so cheery and alone a the same time? This question has mystified philosophers for ages. They just can't fathom your secret and sometimes neither can you. You tend to notice the free spiirt in others and wish you had that quality. Thing is, you do... what you see in others is the reflection of you!!! Take notice, stop chasing what is already yours...Its time to start looking for the secrets to love, togetherness, and how to land your flights of fancy on the runway of someone's heart.

Virgo- Alright.. clean up time. If you really did let things slide last week, you'll be all the better for it, realizing its not so important to be fastidious, but moreso to be tidy and responsive to life. There's no bigger secrets to uncover this week than this one. While it may seem uneventful, in the grand scheme of things, you're laying a new foundation to a new you, one I think you'll be impressed with.

Libra- Why can't I get past the fact that there's a bra in that starsign label? Oh ya the scales!! One side carefully balanced with the other and as you prefer the middle road that just happens to be where the clasp is. Some people fumble with it or bitch about how hard it is to undo,; but for you its so simple, Those morons can only focus on one side when they should be focused on the middle where the clasp is FFS! .... Stupid stupid stupid.. But; dont help them out. This will only make them clasp dependant on you, let them figure it out for themselves. Eventually they might learn to use both hands... errrr all the tools at their disposal....besides, its fun to giggle at stupid people.

Scorpio- Here comes the sun! And you want to be out in it, literally, metaphorically and somewhat sardonically since you get to actually do it, while others can only wish for this much fun. You're very indulgent this week, soaking, drenching maybe imbibing all of nature (not too much now or you lose the real beauty of life in a sensual drunken stupor .. oh heck pretend I didnt offer that advice, go ahead an do it anyway!)

Sagittarius- ... oh sh*t!!....... well you're just a bright big star aren't you? Last week was wisdom week and as you like to accompany wisdom with laughter, you've been noticed by some serious relationship 'astronomers'. You won't need to go supernova, seriously, you're bright enough as you are. There are plenty of targets out there for your unblemished arrows of love, so pick one, fire off a salvo and see who's heart is struck by you.

Capricorn-Did you listen to me last week? Its very important. Ok, now where was I ... seriously, well no, not real seriously, kind of semi seriously. You might want to buy a shovel. You've been so tied up in lifes problems of late. It's time to dig a hole and bury them. Really, they aren't serving you well and when you think about, they're just extra weight. You like to be encumbered and in control but, thats not the problem, you just don't need many of the things you do control in your life any more.
let someone else deal with them ... or bury them yourself.

Aquarius- So how many solids did you convert from gases last week? How many new real life friends were converted from that vacuous virtual theatre of the www, huh? Ok, I won't answer for you.
This week is going to seem somewhat 'obligatory' .. or maybe 'duty bound' is the phrase. You don't mind this so much as you're normally big on being helpful, but a part of you wants to shine on and be free, and just have fun. Be patient, count your present blessing in helpfulness; that shine time is not too far in the distance.

Pisces- I can't believe how many castles you've built on the seafloor! Some are just plain beautiful!
You've made good use of the corals and rocks and the junk that other people like to toss in your ocean. What ever are you preparing for? I'm not normally one to chase another's secrets, but something big is going on here ... what the feck is it? Ok so you're not telling... and thats ok, there's joy in just watching you swim around making things happen. Oh , pay attention to the foundation, much is needed there, to ensure they stand up to the test of time....errrrm currents

hmmmmm...

Thanks Al ..

::sharpening my arrows :::

Uh... What happens to the poor Aries if she doesn't have an "intended?"

I wanna know too.

Taurus- Last week the Kama Sutra, this week "The Erotic Mind", and finding the kundalini in you. What normally takes some people a lifetime to understand, flows through you like a wilderness stream, ...the ripples and bends don't go unnoticed by you. It's white water rafting for the daring sensual nature in you and you don't mind falling into the water once in a while. The sun, the moon, the stars, they all seem to be similarly affected and in concert with you. The three N words appeal this week, nature, nurture, naked, which is far better than the numb you've been feeling for some time now.





Makes perfect sense....






Thanks!

much better than dull ones and less painful

dont you just love the word -quiver-

please see response to WhatUwish4 .. :hmm:
^^^^^
hopefully thats not a phrase that confuses you more

Cool ones.

there isn't a sense that isn't perfect, is there is? or is there isn't not?.

I'd say that is subjective...

Capricorn-Did you listen to me last week? Its very important. Ok, now where was I ... seriously, well no, not real seriously, kind of semi seriously. You might want to buy a shovel. You've been so tied up in lifes problems of late. It's time to dig a hole and bury them. Really, they aren't serving you well and when you think about, they're just extra weight. You like to be encumbered and in control but, thats not the problem, you just don't need many of the things you do control in your life any more.
let someone else deal with them ... or bury them yourself.


You have been peeking into my life - see you do care - I will let you deal with them as I might get buried along with them

actually I couldnt make sense of what i wrote myself. the fact that you can, scares the heck out of me...

ummmm, there are approx. 422 capricorn species here at CS... these horRRorscopes are not nearly as personal as that might erringly suggest

See... I have this talent for reading between the lines.



Don't be scared now...

It's kind of hard to "look for the signs" where there truly is not an intended in sight!
Not even an inkling...a hint... a whisper, dang it!