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well...ummm I suggest you do as the hoRRorscope says... get a poker and stir some embers ... me thinks you have some water elements in your chart

Well, the fire is definitely having problems....must be drowning in all that water

Leo- You have a little gleam in your eye. Whats up with that? How can you be so cheery and alone a the same time? This question has mystified philosophers for ages. They just can't fathom your secret and sometimes neither can you. You tend to notice the free spiirt in others and wish you had that quality. Thing is, you do... what you see in others is the reflection of you!!! Take notice, stop chasing what is already yours.......
Its time to start looking for the secrets to love, togetherness, and how to land your flights of fancy on the runway of someone's heart.

Kinda Like todays perdiction - Thanks

me thinks youre right ... maybe you can bail?

Im just a little 'pick me up' messenger ... umm meaning, cheer you up ... haha

Uhmmmmmm was hoping for the pick me up!

awwww

well I am sure you'll find something to cheer about either way..

Oo how very me.. (How very Taurean! haha) once again

Thanks Al.. I love your alternative scopes of horror..

Pisces- I can't believe how many castles you've built on the seafloor! Some are just plain beautiful!
You've made good use of the corals and rocks and the junk that other people like to toss in your ocean. What ever are you preparing for? I'm not normally one to chase another's secrets, but something big is going on here ... what the feck is it? Ok so you're not telling... and thats ok, there's joy in just watching you swim around making things happen. Oh , pay attention to the foundation, much is needed there, to ensure they stand up to the test of time....errrrm currents



Dont worry Al, if the foundations crumble, theres lots more to rebuild with, but I think they're pretty solid this time

alternative ...

oh YW!

oh I am not worried my little Nemo-ish counterpart.

Will you quit with the Nemo ish - I'll have to start swimming again...

forgot to say that they are exceptional this week

and get warned for using a non you photo... sheeees how is you get away with it? whats the secret? huh? huh?

tanks!

Libra- Why can't I get past the fact that there's a bra in that starsign label? Oh ya the scales!! One side carefully balanced with the other and as you prefer the middle road that just happens to be where the clasp is. Some people fumble with it or bitch about how hard it is to undo,; but for you its so simple, Those morons can only focus on one side when they should be focused on the middle where the clasp is FFS! .... Stupid stupid stupid.. But; dont help them out. This will only make them clasp dependant on you, let them figure it out for themselves. Eventually they might learn to use both hands... errrr all the tools at their disposal....besides, its fun to giggle at stupid people.




Just don't wear a bra and then no fumbling required.....BUT for those who do fumble....yeah it's fun to watch....

see!! so smart... have fun with them stupids

I've decided to change the HoRRorscopes to SLUDascopes ... only sluds will be scoped from now on!!

Right on fellow sludster......see the no bra thing was in keeping with slud policy.....