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WAKE UP AND SMELL THE NAPALM!

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solitare
Munchen, Bayern Germany
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 2:00 PM CST
If you read enough Japanese you can now order the "DANGERBOMB" alarm clock which looks like a ticking time bomb and gives you about 3 minutes to get your ass out of bed and deactivate it before it really rattles your brain with a very disturbing, very loud fake explosion to get you going in the morning and probably your neighbors also, not to mention the local chapter of Homeland Security people...
See to-conne.co.jp/trd/ to get yours TODAY! %D
(Newer models will have faint traces of napalm smell...) lovely. %D
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 2:16 PM CST
When I was a teenager I had trouble waking up some days rolling eyes
So I used a "ghetto blaster" plugged into a coffee maker timer in a plastic hobby box along with a receptacle.

A few people referred to it as "the bomb".laugh

Imagine waking up to Iron Maiden cranked up to a million decibles.head banger

Nobody slept in.......ever!laugh
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 2:20 PM CST
solitare wrote:
If you read enough Japanese you can now order the "DANGERBOMB" alarm clock which looks like a ticking time bomb and gives you about 3 minutes to get your ass out of bed and deactivate it before it really rattles your brain with a very disturbing, very loud fake explosion to get you going in the morning and probably your neighbors also, not to mention the local chapter of Homeland Security people...
See to-conne.co.jp/trd/ to get yours TODAY! %D
(Newer models will have faint traces of napalm smell...) lovely. %D


I think I'll just stick with my cd player alarm - its an altogether more gentle experience laugh wave
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 2:34 PM CST
solitare wrote:
If you read enough Japanese you can now order the "DANGERBOMB" alarm clock which looks like a ticking time bomb and gives you about 3 minutes to get your ass out of bed and deactivate it before it really rattles your brain with a very disturbing, very loud fake explosion to get you going in the morning and probably your neighbors also, not to mention the local chapter of Homeland Security people...
See to-conne.co.jp/trd/ to get yours TODAY! %D
(Newer models will have faint traces of napalm smell...) lovely. %D



I'll have to get me one of those....I wonder if it literally blasts you out of bed in the morning!!!!!!!!!!



Cause that's what I need as a morning person I ain't......professor rolling eyes dunno D'oh!
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