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Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............

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branded
poplar bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:21 PM CST
I was running thru California the other other night , when I was stopped by this motorist. Well I figured since I had a little bit of time to spare , I could help , so I started dropping gears , and eased off onto the shoulder.

Well I climbed out to see if I could offer any help when , all of a sudden there was this strange creature that jumped out of the bushes from teh ditch.

Well at this point , I didn't know what to think so I started running , I was fairly close to the San Francisco area , so I was very leary.


After I ran past my truck I dodged into the ditch and ran thru the brush.......











Want the rest of the story , you can help add ideas and thoughts. rolling on the floor laughing Sorry was bored
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:24 PM CST
and came across a man... or was it a womanconfused laugh
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nuala
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:25 PM CST
Lillym wrote:
and came across a man... or was it a woman


it was a man dressed as a woman....he had got his thing caught in his playtex corset.......rolling on the floor laughing
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:27 PM CST
so he asked branded to help him take it off...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:28 PM CST
Jeez....you still can't tell which is which???....


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Lillym wrote:
and came across a man... or was it a woman
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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:28 PM CST
branded wrote:
I was running thru California the other other night , when I was stopped by this motorist. Well I figured since I had a little bit of time to spare , I could help , so I started dropping gears , and eased off onto the shoulder.

Well I climbed out to see if I could offer any help when , all of a sudden there was this strange creature that jumped out of the bushes from teh ditch.

Well at this point , I didn't know what to think so I started running , I was fairly close to the San Francisco area , so I was very leary. After I ran past my truck I dodged into the ditch and ran thru the brush.......



When this very strange creature dressed in a striped bathing suite came running at me... It was a man with grapfuits bounceing in the top of the suite while a banna was swishing in the bottom of the suit...Could It be... Was I really seeing this...D'oh! Then I realized I was close enough to San Francisco that ianything was possible....But I had to take a second look.... This person was very familiar....hmmm

It Was SHIP from CS Forums...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Babydoll3000
Wisconsin Rapdis, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:29 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
When this very strange creature dressed in a striped bathing suite came running at me... It was a man with grapfuits bounceing in the top of the suite while a banna was swishing in the bottom of the suit...Could It be... Was I really seeing this... Then I realized I was close enough to San Francisco that ianything was possible....But I had to take a second look.... This person was very familiar....

It Was SHIP from CS Forums...
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hi dori, joey hug teddy bear
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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:30 PM CST
Babydoll3000 wrote:
hi dori, joey


Hi Lynn
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branded
poplar bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:31 PM CST
Lillym wrote:
and came across a man... or was it a woman



After running thru the trees and under brush for a few minutes , I plowed into a man that was hiding low next to a fallen tree.

Looking at the man he was very disheveled and soaking wet. His eyes had a wild look in them , something terrified this man , he was shaking uncontrolably.


" Did you see those things ? !They tried to catch me , they almost had me when I fell in that creek back there , but , I got lucky they didn't see me under the water! " He exclaimed Watching back over his shoulder as if half expecting something to come out of the forest.

" No I didn't , I knew when to run as soon as whatever it was came after me out of the bushes. " I replied. Still staring at this man , he was abotu my age, maybe had a few years on me . But none the less , he looked as if whatever those things were , had tried to kill him.
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nuala
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:31 PM CST
Lillym wrote:
so he asked branded to help him take it off...


but Branded would as he couldnt and he doesnt do them things.......like touch another man's thing.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:32 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
When this very strange creature dressed in a striped bathing suite came running at me... It was a man with grapfuits bounceing in the top of the suite while a banna was swishing in the bottom of the suit...Could It be... Was I really seeing this... Then I realized I was close enough to San Francisco that ianything was possible....But I had to take a second look.... This person was very familiar....

It Was SHIP from CS Forums...


dancing banana dancing banana No more bananas pleeeeease...rolling on the floor laughing
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branded
poplar bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:33 PM CST
Hi Lynn , HI Dori wave
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Babydoll3000
Wisconsin Rapdis, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:34 PM CST
branded wrote:
Hi Lynn , HI Dori
so did you finish your coloring? and trying to stay out of trouble? even though yes i know trouble finds you no matter whatsticking out tongue sticking out tongue
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:35 PM CST
branded wrote:
Hi Lynn , HI Dori


just at that point........... nursie stopped by to see if she could help anybody..........

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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:37 PM CST
trish123 wrote:
just at that point........... nursie stopped by to see if she could help anybody..........


Nooo they were fine, just a little frightened, that's all..
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DaisyChick
Portland, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:37 PM CST
branded wrote:
I was running thru California the other other night , when I was stopped by this motorist. Well I figured since I had a little bit of time to spare , I could help , so I started dropping gears , and eased off onto the shoulder.

Well I climbed out to see if I could offer any help when , all of a sudden there was this strange creature that jumped out of the bushes from teh ditch.

Well at this point , I didn't know what to think so I started running , I was fairly close to the San Francisco area , so I was very leary. After I ran past my truck I dodged into the ditch and ran thru the brush.......Want the rest of the story , you can help add ideas and thoughts. Sorry was bored


hug lips
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Babydoll3000
Wisconsin Rapdis, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:38 PM CST
hey jenhug teddy bear
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branded
poplar bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:39 PM CST
nuala wrote:
but Branded would as he couldnt and he doesnt do them things.......like touch another man's thing.....




That's precisly correct. Sorry , I'm not a doctor so I have no want nor do I need to rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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DaisyChick
Portland, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:39 PM CST
Babydoll3000 wrote:
hey jen

Hey Girl!
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branded
poplar bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 4:40 PM CST



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