Tater
springfield, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 11, 2008, 5:46 PM CST
I don't know how to message things that have been forwarded so there are no pic.
HOPE THE BABY DANCES
? For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ... Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
3. Men are like .. Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
4. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
5. Men are like .....Commercials ?....... You can't believe a word they say.
6. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
7. Men are like ....... Government Bonds ?.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
8. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
9. Men are like. Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
10. Men are like. Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright
11. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!