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What makes you a Rebel ?

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What makes you a Rebel ?

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 2:24 AM CST
I just changed my calendar from May to July.......Isnt that like time warp or something?

I wore a sock with a hole in the heel today..

I also added salt to the low sodium pizza that I had for dinner..

I'm telling ya..... I'm living on the wild side today!!! rolling on the floor laughing

How about you?
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CuspofMagic
Space/Energy---, Piedmont Italy
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 2:26 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
I just changed my calendar from May to July.......Isnt that like time warp or something?

I wore a sock with a hole in the heel today..

I also added salt to the low sodium pizza that I had for dinner..

I'm telling ya..... I'm living on the wild side today!!!

How about you?


---Injustice --- prejudice in all forms
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PeachesandRay
Concord, North Carolina USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 2:31 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
I just changed my calendar from May to July.......Isnt that like time warp or something?

I wore a sock with a hole in the heel today..

I also added salt to the low sodium pizza that I had for dinner..

I'm telling ya..... I'm living on the wild side today!!!

How about you?


I'm reading these joke threads knowing I shouldn't be considering I had surgery yesterdayrolling on the floor laughing OUCHrolling on the floor laughing OUCHrolling on the floor laughing OUCH
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 2:34 AM CST
CuspofMagic wrote:
---Injustice --- prejudice in all forms


Bro.. Jokes and humorgrin yay
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 2:36 AM CST
PeachesandRay wrote:
I'm reading these joke threads knowing I shouldn't be considering I had surgery yesterday OUCH OUCH OUCH


Nothing like living on the edge!!laugh
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 2:37 AM CST
PeachesandRay wrote:
I'm reading these joke threads knowing I shouldn't be considering I had surgery yesterday OUCH OUCH OUCH


hahaha giggle wave


Ras!... I just took the tea bag out of the cup and made coffee instead!!
How's THAT snooty




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Dont_Look_Now
Huntsville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 2:39 AM CST
I got nothing....I dont do any rebelious things dunno

Wow, I must really be boring blues
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Dont_Look_Now
Huntsville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 2:40 AM CST
Dont_Look_Now wrote:
I got nothing....I dont do any rebelious things

Wow, I must really be boring
Oh wait!!!! I got one!!!! applause

I run my air conditioner and my little space heater at the same time giggle Gotta keep them toesies warm grin
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 2:41 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
hahaha Ras!... I just took the tea bag out of the cup and made coffee instead!!
How's THAT


confused You wild lady!
but.. you made coffee out of a teabag? thats witchery!uh oh!
did you also use an eye of lizard?

Drinking that probably turned one of your kids into the hedgehog........no wonder it keeps coming back into the house
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 2:43 AM CST
Dont_Look_Now wrote:
Oh wait!!!! I got one!!!!

I run my air conditioner and my little space heater at the same time Gotta keep them toesies warm


Talking heads have a song about you "burning down the house"rolling on the floor laughing


I drank milk that was 2 days past date!! yeee haw
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 2:45 AM CST
Dont_Look_Now wrote:
Oh wait!!!! I got one!!!!

I run my air conditioner and my little space heater at the same time Gotta keep them toesies warm


haha! You REBEL!! devil


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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 2:45 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
You wild lady!
but.. you made coffee out of a teabag? thats witchery!
did you also use an eye of lizard?

Drinking that probably turned one of your kids into the hedgehog........no wonder it keeps coming back into the house


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 2:56 AM CST
I opened the end of the box that says " open other end"scold devil
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 2:57 AM CST
I put the toilet roll on so it rolls under not over devil
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 3:00 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I put the toilet roll on so it rolls under not over


Thats not too bad as long as you don't wipe with the designed side of the paper!sticking out tongue wait a minute........ I thinks that might be the wrong emoticonconfused
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 3:05 AM CST
I once fried bacon and crumbled it up and put it in an imitation bacon jar!!applause
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 3:07 AM CST
I put the clothes in the dryer even though it was a sunny daydevil
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 3:07 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I put the clothes in the dryer even though it was a sunny day



rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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epicure
Alanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 3:11 AM CST
confused I'll swim farther than the floats which they put there for boats and yachts not to enter,they can't sail to swimmers part,but I'll be swimming in their area
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 3:13 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I put the clothes in the dryer even though it was a sunny day


And didn't use a fabric softener sheet so the cloths would cling to your body!!wow! uh oh!
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