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What makes you a Rebel ?

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What makes you a Rebel ?

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nomindgames
Painesville, Ohio USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 12:40 AM CST
I have been called a rebel many times in my life whether I agreed or not.I know I am a rebel about some things and I am happy that way,never did follow the crowd.I wear clothes I like,not because it is stylish.I still have clothes,I'm 53, from when I was 30.I have voted Independent like Ross Penrot(sp,)been awhile.I lke my prime rib,well done.I won't argue,I will say what I think about a person to their facemsadly alot of backstabbers around.Working at hospital I wore Reeboks when we were still into nursing shoes.I put notes on cars in handicap space with no handicap plate or sign.Whe Ido drive thru fast foods(not much anymore)I would say make it fresh,nothing sitting under hot lam[,and I could go forever but last,I used mens bathroom at Sea World,no line like ladies and I was gonna wet myself.As soon as I entered,the place became minelaugh peace
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lorax111
richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 1:05 AM CST
nomindgames wrote:
I have been called a rebel many times in my life whether I agreed or not.I know I am a rebel about some things and I am happy that way,never did follow the crowd.I wear clothes I like,not because it is stylish.I still have clothes,I'm 53, from when I was 30.I have voted Independent like Ross Penrot(sp,)been awhile.I lke my prime rib,well done.I won't argue,I will say what I think about a person to their facemsadly alot of backstabbers around.Working at hospital I wore Reeboks when we were still into nursing shoes.I put notes on cars in handicap space with no handicap plate or sign.Whe Ido drive thru fast foods(not much anymore)I would say make it fresh,nothing sitting under hot lam[,and I could go forever but last,I used mens bathroom at Sea World,no line like ladies and I was gonna wet myself.As soon as I entered,the place became mine


You can't put mother nature on hold, you went in the mens room,you get koodoes for that, you may have a pair.



Dennis
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 3:09 AM CST
lorax111 wrote:
Well I certainly would have not bought that.Dennis
perhaps not, but Mum's do KNIT them!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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lorax111
richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 10:00 PM CST
Pptrixibell wrote:
perhaps not, but Mum's do KNIT them!!!


And blast her for it, I have to wear it then. This is why I buy my parents socks for xmas.


Dennis
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 10:03 PM CST
Because I effing am!dancing elephant dancing elephant dancing elephant
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jlw45
chandler, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 10:07 PM CST
im running threw the house with scissors in my hand and drinking strieght out of the milk jug.....
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lorax111
richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 9:17 PM CST
jlw45 wrote:
im running threw the house with scissors in my hand and drinking strieght out of the milk jug.....


Dear sir there is a warning lable on the jug of milk that suggests that the canter may become ruptured with this sort of activity and suggests safety scissors and a helmet. Have a nice day and don't sue.



Dennis (and if you are lactose intolerant, then that is your stinken problem).
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jlw45
chandler, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 6:46 PM CST
lorax111 wrote:
Dear sir there is a warning lable on the jug of milk that suggests that the canter may become ruptured with this sort of activity and suggests safety scissors and a helmet. Have a nice day and don't sue.
Dennis (and if you are lactose intolerant, then that is your stinken problem).
stinking would be the apropriate term
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lorax111
richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 11:27 PM CST
jlw45 wrote:
stinking would be the apropriate term



Lactose intolernt and drinking milk, that is a true rebel.
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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 11:56 PM CST
I'm a rebel because I don't always go with the flow..... I tend to make my own wavesgrin
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lorax111
richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 8:23 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
I'm a rebel because I don't always go with the flow..... I tend to make my own waves



Bevis and buthead has a perfect quote, but it's very negative. I'll go with somthing more positive and say that if you don't make your own waves then who will?


Dennis
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 8:31 PM CST


Sometimes I wear my socks inside out. dropping jaw
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 8:32 PM CST
I smoke. I live in Southern California. I'll give you an address to send the trophy to...smoking
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 8:34 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
I smoke. I live in Southern California. I'll give you an address to send the trophy to...



Sticking your mouth over your cycle tailpipe isn't smoking~
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bushbun
Chicago, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 9:20 PM CST
rasgumby wrote:
I just changed my calendar from May to July.......Isnt that like time warp or something?

I wore a sock with a hole in the heel today..

I also added salt to the low sodium pizza that I had for dinner..

I'm telling ya..... I'm living on the wild side today!!!

How about you?








Still better than being devil on angel is side
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Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 9:25 PM CST
I put the patato chips in my sandwich not on the side.
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 9:26 PM CST


I brought a package of sweet and low home from McDonalds.
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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 9:27 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
I smoke. I live in Southern California. I'll give you an address to send the trophy to...



Hey you gotta share that Trophy Robert!!!laugh
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Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 9:36 PM CST
im rebelling by goin to bed
<<<not in the cool group

laugh


wave
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lorax111
richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 9:44 PM CST
LiveWyre wrote:
I put the patato chips in my sandwich not on the side.



Wait, is that bad? where are you suposed to put them?


Dennis
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