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What makes you a Rebel ?

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 12:41 PM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
It just comes naturally....


Dirty deeds done da dune dirt cheap (old song)yay
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 12:44 PM CST
I'm wearing jeans with multiple holes in them. They are my weekend jeans. I love my weekend jeans...dancing

That, and a reversed Detroit Tigers baseball hat. Rebel without a home...
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 12:51 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
I'm wearing jeans with multiple holes in them. They are my weekend jeans. I love my weekend jeans...

That, and a reversed Detroit Tigers baseball hat. Rebel without a home...


Remember back in highschool when we had backwards jeans day...LOL

I just put an 60 watt bulb into a fixture that says.. 40 watts max!devil

And I used a metal turner in a Teflon skillet!scold
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 12:53 PM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Remember back in highschool when we had backwards jeans day...LOL

I just put an 60 watt bulb into a fixture that says.. 40 watts max!

And I used a metal turner in a Teflon skillet!


Your rebelliousness is without equal. All I can do is try now. Maybe I won't shave today...cheers
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 12:55 PM CST
The ultimate.......
I just posted in a thread that said "Ladies only"

Funny. I still don't feel my feminine side yetdunno
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Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 12:56 PM CST
rasgumby wrote:
The ultimate.......
I just posted in a thread that said "Ladies only"

Funny. I still don't feel my feminine side yet


you can borrow mine neighbor

blushing
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 12:58 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
you can borrow mine neighbor


Your dress might get tore worse!wink
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 12:59 PM CST




A few years ago a drunk female friend wanted me to go to the ladies room with her.


NOW D'oh!















.....so I did. laugh
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 1:08 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
A few years ago a drunk female friend wanted me to go to the ladies room with her. NOW
.....so I did.


Was she a nun?
Old habits are hard to break

Drunks are religious people! Always praying at the porcelain temple.barfing
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thewall2
montreal, Quebec Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 1:10 PM CST
Societys attempts to domesticate their REBELS have gained their peace.........but they've lost their future.-Anonymous
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 1:18 PM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Was she a nun?
Old habits are hard to break

Drunks are religious people! Always praying at the porcelain temple.



Other than her being intoxicated, I have no clue dunno


However, rather than argue, I try to go along w/about anything. grin
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 1:28 PM CST
Back in my drinking days ( when I was about 22)
Went out drinking with my brother in law.

when I got him home, he was completely passed out, I got the house keys out of his pocket and opened his front door..
Grabbed him under the arms and drug him up to the house.. but not inside.

Just half way, put his head inside and left his legs outside.. then I left.

The next day he wondered how the hell he ended up like that.rolling on the floor laughing
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Harleyquinn
Betwixt the stix, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 1:29 PM CST



Breathinggrin
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 1:38 PM CST
When there are signs on the wall in public places that say "Men" or "Women" I thought it meant that is where you go to get a womanconfused
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Harleyquinn
Betwixt the stix, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 1:51 PM CST
rasgumby wrote:
When there are signs on the wall in public places that say "Men" or "Women" I thought it meant that is where you go to get a woman




Yeah and they can't run very fast with their pantyhose down.

Now that's my kind of woman!rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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thewall2
montreal, Quebec Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 1:59 PM CST
thewall2 wrote:
Societys attempts to domesticate their REBELS have gained their peace.........but they've lost their future.-Anonymous



The story goes...

He was a dificult man.He thought differently and acted differently from the rest of us.He questioned everything.

Was he a REBEL or a prophet or a hero?

''Who can tell the difference?'' we said.''And who cares,anyway?''

So we SOCIALIZED him.We taught him to be sensitive to public opinion and to the feelings of others.We got him to conform.He was a comfortable person to live with now.Well adjusted.

We had made him manageable and docile.

We congratulated him on having achieved self-conquest.
He began to congratulate himself too.

HE DID NOT SEE THAT IT WAS WE WHO HAD CONQUERED HIM.

-A society that domesticates its REBELS has gained their peace.
But it has lost its future.


Now we're done.......

Thank you






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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 2:12 PM CST
smoking I'm just me.
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 4:49 PM CST
I refuse to eat ketchup with my eggs....

I like coffee with cream sugar and a splash of milk.....

I like to watch the golden girls....

I don't drink....

I sing about songs, in the rain.....
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 5:50 PM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Dirty deeds done da dune dirt cheap (old song)


We "ALL" have our price..devil Mine is much higher that in the past..grin
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lorax111
richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jul 12, 2008, 5:59 PM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
I refuse to eat ketchup with my eggs....

I like coffee with cream sugar and a splash of milk.....

I like to watch the golden girls....

I don't drink....

I sing about songs, in the rain.....



What?,I put catsup on my eggs, heck sometimes even mustard. I also put catsup on my mac and cheese, french fries, BBQ, just about everything. hell catsup is good food.


Dennis
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