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I have a fat mouse in my house!




LADILA
Colombo Sri Lanka
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 2:36 PM CST
mee too have a mouse in my ....rolling on the floor laughing h..o...u....s..erolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Harleyquinn
Betwixt the stix, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 2:37 PM CST
langleygirl wrote:
HHM ...... I wonder if this will work with men too?????????



Yes, but you'll have to use a really nifty tool or gadget for bait...
or maybe a really sparkley fishing lure.
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dazzling_dave
Waynesboro, Virginia USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 3:04 PM CST
langleygirl wrote:
Cruel in what manner?? Tie a man down and feed him is being cruel?


When I read about very sticky tape being used on men, my mind conjured up an image of being waxed. scold No way, no how. rolling on the floor laughing I may consent to a shaving but that is as far as I'm willing to go. sticking out tongue
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spiceygamble
On my way abroad..., North Carolina USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 4:49 PM CST
dazzling_dave wrote:
When I read about very sticky tape being used on men, my mind conjured up an image of being waxed. No way, no how. I may consent to a shaving but that is as far as I'm willing to go.


Nahh... the wiley ones can be tethered.

devil
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silver44
bangor, Gwynedd, Wales UK
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 4:52 PM CST
i wish i had a fat mouse in my my house she would be welcome
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dazzling_dave
Waynesboro, Virginia USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 4:55 PM CST
spiceygamble wrote:
Nahh... the wiley ones can be tethered.


Believe that I would rather be the tetherer instead of the tetheree.sticking out tongue
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silver44
bangor, Gwynedd, Wales UK
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 4:56 PM CST
woppsssssssssss
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spiceygamble
On my way abroad..., North Carolina USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 4:57 PM CST
dazzling_dave wrote:
Believe that I would rather be the tetherer instead of the tetheree.


Well, I suppose it's all about who steps into the trap then.
wink


laugh
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dazzling_dave
Waynesboro, Virginia USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 5:00 PM CST
spiceygamble wrote:
Well, I suppose it's all about who steps into the trap then.


If I were truly that wiley, I should be able to sidestep any traps. Unfortunately, that hasn't proven to be the case in the past.sigh
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langleygirl
Langley, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 6:45 PM CST
dazzling_dave wrote:
When I read about very sticky tape being used on men, my mind conjured up an image of being waxed. No way, no how. I may consent to a shaving but that is as far as I'm willing to go.


Now WAXING didn't even occur to me ............. funny how we are all so different and the thoughts that pop into our heads. I won't elaborate on what I was thinking! laugh
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Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 6:58 PM CST
How comed one is a mouse and more is mice but if you gots only one dice its not a douse its a die?confused confused dunno



SorrY! back to your rat killin!devil
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silver44
bangor, Gwynedd, Wales UK
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 7:00 PM CST
you silly thing
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Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 7:02 PM CST
Somebody got to worry bout that stuff!professor
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silver44
bangor, Gwynedd, Wales UK
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 7:07 PM CST
hope its not me , wink
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