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The Fortune Teller

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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 15, 2008, 10:52 PM CST

A man goes to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your wife will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the man stares at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

He took a few deep breaths to compose himself. He simply had to know. He met the fortune-teller's gaze, steadied his voice, and asked his question:

"Will I be found guilty?"


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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 1:42 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 1:43 PM CST
Hahaha! rolling on the floor laughing
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 1:46 PM CST
DES! Where ya been? yay

I heard that one as a Bill and Hillary joke! laugh
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mrsmiles4444
Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 1:56 PM CST
I found it to be good, yet also have heard it before. it is still good though. thanks for the laugh..........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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