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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

hahaha! what a great idea!

Hahahah

Wicked..........and while you are at it, why not open a barber shop staffed by topless female hairdressers.

In return all women's hairdressing salons would be staffed by ex-Chippendale lads (just to keep all the gals happy).

Would give a whole new meaning to "am off for a haircut"

If they can't make it on their own, let them die.

Screw government bailouts...

"BUT", I must admit, you have a great idea there..

That is a good idea but what about us females, will there be male strippers too.

Start your own damn airlines...

at least i have ideas

they might be wrong
they might not be the best option
but still i have ideas

betten than those people complaining and have nothing to add

We women would love to have the me to look at. All the other ideas are right on.

Oh, I am sure that the muslims would enjoy seeing the women like that. They already think that women are lower than them. That will be the day when muslims, (terrorists) i guess you are talking about will be afraid. If all fails, use a woman to do a man's bidding

is there any reazon i shuld not post my ideas

for those that do no like my idea, post yours

but as i suauly say

it is easier to be negative than to be positive

I think all of your ideas are great ones!!

impresive
i have only dumb ideas, as i am mentally chalenged

and not always my tutor is next to me to help me

how do u know u are mentally challenged? did u make a test or smth? i want to try it on myself to see if we're in the same boat

As usual you are always looking for fault , even when I agreed enjoyed your comments. Oh well I tried . You have a nice day.

Arlene, he simply has a lil bit too much salt in his sense of humour

it was easy to find

most people tell me i am an idiot for thinking diferent
most people tell me i have to feel diferent
most people tell me what should i do and what should i dont do
most people tell me that my job is not a job
most people tell me i have to have a diferent job

and when i say most peple i am talking in the thousand range

they cannot be that wrong

to make things worst, when i have my tutor help me write, people complain less

it has to be some turth there

OMG
tha is confusing

anyway

thank you for trying to enjoy my comments

i always have nice dayt, thank you anyway

my best wished foir you to have a wonderful day

[quote=alex_192]it was easy to find

most people tell me i am an idiot for thinking diferent
most people tell me i have to feel diferent
most people tell me what should i do and what should i dont do
most people tell me that my job is not a job
most people tell me i have to have a diferent job

and when i say most peple i am talking in the thousand range

they cannot be that wrong

to make things worst, when i have my tutor help me write, people complain less

it has to be some turth there[/quot

Is this your way of inviting all of us to your pity party?