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Seniors Are Not Senile

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Seniors Are Not Senile

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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 1:32 PM CST
An old white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side.

He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweller said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, the jeweller phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my weekend!"
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Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 1:34 PM CST
Oooooh! laugh





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Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 2:02 PM CST
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Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 2:03 PM CST
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Colonial Beach, Virginia USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 2:07 PM CST
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Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 3:16 PM CST
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Sofija
Kaunas, Aukštaitija Lithuania
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 3:23 PM CST
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St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 3:24 PM CST
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Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 3:26 PM CST
Shows diamonds are still a girls best friendlaugh
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Don216
Three Rivers, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 7:39 PM CST
p_seg wrote:
An old white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side.

He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweller said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, the jeweller phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my weekend!"


Gotta remember this one.

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