Posted: Jul 16, 2008, 6:46 PM CST
Number one: I would blast a lightening bolt at anyone that had any thoughts of harming/maiming/abusing/killing etc .. I'd get rid of everyone in the world like that for a start.
Number two: I would water the parts of the world that needed it.
Number three: I would make the barron areas grow what was needed there.
Number four: I would take
all the money in the world, and share it out between everyone.
Number five: I would stop all natural disasters from happening.
Number six: I would actually show up when people needed me!!
Number seven: I would spread the word that same sex couples, transsexuals, transgenders, Hermaphrodites, people that are black.. white... green.. yellow.. short.. tall ..fat ..thin etc.. are ALL the same.. and
to be treated the equally.
Number eight: I would banish cigarettes, heroin, cocaine, ecstasy etc.. They would no longer exist or the methods or ingredients of making them.
Number nine: I would make condoms, all types of birth control, nappies (diapers) and sanitary protection FREE and a available to
everyone.
Number ten: I would make Brussels Sprouts extinct.
That's what I would do if I were God.
