Posted: Jul 17, 2008, 8:00 AM CST
A couple traveling on a country road had a huge row about his constant infidelity. Angrily the woman reached across and cut the man`s penis off and threw it out the window.
Behind them was a car with a man and his 6 yo daughter. The penis struck the windshield, hung there for a moment and then slid off onto the road.
Shocked at such a sight the man just stared at where the penis struck the windshield, when his daughter asked "Daddy, what was that?"
Not wanting to expose his little girl to something sexual at such a young age he simply replied" That was a bug, honey"
The girl sat with a confused look for a minute and then said,
"Sure had a big dick did`nt it !"