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Before and After Marriage LOL

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Shanmariee
Spokane Valley, Washington USA

Posted: Jul 17, 2008, 6:32 PM CST

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland

Posted: Jul 17, 2008, 6:39 PM CST

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weenig
kitchener/waterloo, Ontario Canada

Posted: Jul 17, 2008, 6:40 PM CST

thats pretty funny stuff,i am laughing out loud, very true in most cases i would think.

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Washington matchmaking

Shanmariee
Spokane Valley, Washington USA

Posted: Jul 17, 2008, 6:47 PM CST

Yes, sadly many times this can end up being true. I know that personally with my ex. But still good for a

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wolfpack
post falls, Idaho USA

Posted: Jul 17, 2008, 6:51 PM CST

very true for some and for others not so true.

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DragonLee
pleasantville, New Jersey USA

Posted: Jul 17, 2008, 6:56 PM CST

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kkitty
Minnesota USA

Posted: Jul 17, 2008, 6:58 PM CST

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lktolbert
Atlanta, Georgia USA

Posted: Jul 17, 2008, 6:59 PM CST

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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta

Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 11:58 AM CST

That's funny and clever..

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bonanata
Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais Brazil

Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 1:15 PM CST

If its is true what makes a man want to marry? A divorsed I mean.
Is he crazy?

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Tater
springfield, Illinois USA

Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 1:20 PM CST

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welshlady
cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK

Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 1:20 PM CST

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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta

Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 1:54 PM CST

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 2:02 PM CST

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JuleeBeth
Sun Prairie, Wisconsin USA

Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 6:44 PM CST

Too funny!

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