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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 11:07 AM CST
Probably an oldie but this is the cleanest E-mail joke
I've come across in a long while!


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.


Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.


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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 11:11 AM CST
hahaah! laugh

hellooo wave hug
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dragonfly88
valencia, Valenciana Spain
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 11:12 AM CST
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 11:12 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
hahaah!

hellooo


hi claayer.. thought I'd keep it clean for once..wave hug
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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 12:24 PM CST
Lillym wrote:
Probably an oldie but this is the cleanest E-mail joke
I've come across in a long while!A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

With fly's the one on top is always the malerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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DadofDucks
Wentzville, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 12:25 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
With fly's the one on top is always the male



...and you know this because....???...




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just wondering how you spend your free time...confused teddy bear
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Zeelander
Louisville, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 12:29 PM CST
That was a very well thought out theory.professor

Zee
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mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 12:33 PM CST
hahaha

yes lilly
one of my faves


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arabella
Near Farmington, Maine USA
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 1:03 PM CST
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I've never heard that one.

Thanks for a much needed laugh!
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 1:07 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing When I saw the thread title, I though "but WHY would you want to tell the sex of a fly"??!
dunno

But that was very funny.... thanks!! thumbs up
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tunzrok
Windsor, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 1:08 PM CST
Ya I always wondered why the fly on a drink I shewed away I let survive but the the one that landed on the phone was a done deal rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 1:10 PM CST
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Tater
springfield, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 1:12 PM CST
That was cute hun..laugh laugh laugh cheers
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 1:54 PM CST
Nice one Lilly!! thumbs up

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Considering that it mentions SEX in the title, it was a clean joke!!
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somechick
Somewhere,Ohio, Ohio USA
Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 3:05 PM CST
Funny
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