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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
In his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors
hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital
gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so
uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of
Adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.

Written in large black letters was the sentence:

"Get well soon..... from the nurse in the jeep you pulled
over last week."

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Now that's funny but I can't help but feel sorry for the cop.

Hey at least she didn't use SuperGlue on him

sick puppy

Yup us Nurse can call the shots......

Hello Dori!!

I call this justice.

What happened to the kind caring loving nurses of days gone by????

What..... like Florence Nightingale, ya mean? Is it true you actually knew her, Ship??!!


Errr.... I am SOOOOO dead...!!

I admit that i was pulled over by the cops twice in the US and when they saw the stethescope in the car and i gave them the ' oh I was just rushing to work at _____ hospital, they let me off the emergency services generally look after each other.( as long as nothing really dangerous)



But the female cop that gave me a ticket while i was parked outside a terminally ill patient's house with my 'nurse on call' sticker clearly displayed, can expect a full body shave and 3 enemas if i ever have to change a dressing on her pinky toe

You Go Girl!!