Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 8:14 PM CST
that every other week some older celebrity dies, and the average age is 72. Now that scares me. I'm 62 and we all know how fast 10 years fly by, especially if you're over 40.
What should I do with my last 10 years ? Find religion, attempt to marry someone from CS, trace my roots back to France and Ireland ? Rob a few banks, they'll give me 10 years for that. Free room and board in my local penitentiary....hey, they have a library, the food can't be worse than my own cooking...... or you can invite me to your place if you're into long term palliative care. Oh come on, you'll enjoy my company.