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Post a rumor about the person above you Part 4

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DadofDucks
Wentzville, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:01 PM CST
airliner wrote:
That is some poor intelligence, to put it mildly. I have never harassed anyone regardless of what demographics they belong to. I don't live in Saudi Arabia, we don't stone people back here (unless they're some knuckleheads, who desperately try to be funny but fail)


doesnt actually smoke a pipe.
peace
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:03 PM CST
DadofDucks wrote:
doesnt actually smoke a pipe.


he is my Dadlaugh
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:03 PM CST
gingerb wrote:
He puts life in his pipe and smokes it.


she is my lunchlaugh
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gingerb
Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:06 PM CST
airliner wrote:
she is my lunch


He likes fruit baskets.rolling on the floor laughing
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:08 PM CST
gingerb wrote:
He likes fruit baskets.


she is in my basketlaugh
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Manolito
a strfilled galaxy far faraway, Inner London, England UK
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:08 PM CST
airliner wrote:
That is some poor intelligence, to put it mildly. I have never harassed anyone regardless of what demographics they belong to. I don't live in Saudi Arabia, we don't stone people back here (unless they're some knuckleheads, who desperately try to be funny but fail)


well, rumor has it... laugh dunno
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gingerb
Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:14 PM CST
airliner wrote:
she is in my basket


He's eaten too many cherries.rolling on the floor laughing
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gingerb
Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:14 PM CST
Manolito wrote:
well, rumor has it...


He's all out of rumours.laugh
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:19 PM CST
gingerb wrote:
He's all out of rumours.


She has an excellent memory about films involving butter.....

Oooo errr...!! grin Mmmmmm.... hmmm

laugh
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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:20 PM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
She has an excellent memory about films involving butter.....

Oooo errr...!! Mmmmmm....
She dates ax murderers....sticking out tongue
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Manolito
a strfilled galaxy far faraway, Inner London, England UK
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:25 PM CST
ltlmstrouble wrote:
She dates ax murderers....


so, if i buy an ax, i'm upping my chances on getting her on a date then? confused
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Manolito
a strfilled galaxy far faraway, Inner London, England UK
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:27 PM CST
ltlmstrouble wrote:
She dates ax murderers....


she... well.... blushing rolling eyes

anyone remember that streaker in the match with Argentina in the 1988 world cup...? well.... rolling on the floor laughing
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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:27 PM CST
Manolito wrote:
so, if i buy an ax, i'm upping my chances on getting her on a date then?
LOL it is a sure thing my friend.... lolhelp
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:30 PM CST
ltlmstrouble wrote:
She dates ax murderers....


Ahhh, c'mon..... its was only a iddy biddy knife??!! Ohh nooo... that's not a knife.... THAT'S a knife...!!

uh oh!

grin
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Emanuellla
heaven city Timor-Leste
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:35 PM CST
she has just lost one of her ear-rings under her lover's bedgiggle giggle
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Manolito
a strfilled galaxy far faraway, Inner London, England UK
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:36 PM CST
Emanuellla wrote:
she has just lost one of her ear-rings under her lover's bed


it's ok, you can take it tomorrow night, dont fret sticking out tongue
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crotalus_p
Rush , Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:39 PM CST
Manolito wrote:
it's ok, you can take it tomorrow night, dont fret


he found the ear ring under his bed sticking out tongue
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Emanuellla
heaven city Timor-Leste
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:40 PM CST
Manolito wrote:
it's ok, you can take it tomorrow night, dont fret


u may come with a lantern and help me find itsticking out tongue
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Emanuellla
heaven city Timor-Leste
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 4:40 PM CST
crotalus_p wrote:
he found the ear ring under his bed



giggle giggle
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Daniel4021
Somewhere, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2008, 5:44 PM CST
Emanuellla wrote:
giggle giggle


Is secretely having a secrete love affaircool
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