Boo hoo... Got any natural home remedies for a STINKING cold?

sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 7:53 AM CST

Indyfella wrote:

and I have the milk bone underwear......

ok Im feelig better suddenly

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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 7:54 AM CST

martyg wrote:

Oh deary deary me.... Bend over and let me just check your temperature

Like I said. I feel much better

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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 7:55 AM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

I could be. Or I could fake one! :coughcough:

bring it on

Fake that and you wont have to fake you next activity

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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 7:56 AM CST

sxc666 wrote:

Like I said. I feel much better

Not even the tradesmen are allowed use Tina's backdoor

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 7:56 AM CST

gongman wrote:

I would suggest you get a fan,Claayer but you alrady have loads of them......on here

haha

Oo I bought the most gorrrrgeous silver fan for my new bedroom!

It looks like is should be on the desk of a 1970's Private eye.

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 7:57 AM CST

martyg wrote:

Just put a towel over you head and put your face over a hot steaming hot cock.

or email ..Dr.martyginyourface@hotmail.Com for alternative remedies

But I can't breathe throo my nose atm.. I would choke.. or die..

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Fellfrosch
At home, Thuringia Germany

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 7:58 AM CST

I know this sounds a little bit disgusting, but it helps.

Take a 3 onions in little pieces... put 1 big cup of water on it and 1 spoon of honey. wait 3-4 hours( better a night), sieve it and take 3 times a day 1 spoon of this tinctur....

It tastes teribble but it is really helping.

You can also put warm mashed potatos on your chest, put a towel on it and let this 1 hour on your chest.

horseradish is also good, it is disinfectant. Take mashed horseradish and make a compress around your neck, the fumes will also be good for your cold.

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 7:58 AM CST

crotalus_p wrote:

Marty what time did you start drinking at ??

Pfffffft!...

can you imagine what he is like when he HAS had a drink..

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 7:59 AM CST

Claayer wrote:

But I can't breathe throo my nose atm.. I would choke.. or die..

I'm so disappointed this thread went downhill......and to think, I was really trying to help.

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 7:59 AM CST

BnaturAl wrote:

do you have accesss to homeopathic remedies at the chemists maybe?
if so ...
f you can give me all your symptoms I can work out what to get. Takes about 2-3 days, sometimes less; but you'll be good as new, or you can go through the normal 7-10 days with the 'regular remedies'

Yes I can get homeopathic remedies..

(not open today tho)

But I will email you .. thankyooooo

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 8:00 AM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Echinacea, zinc, and vitamin c.

And lots of vodka and orange juice can't hurt either!

Oo good idea Bev.. I forgot about them!

I think the vodka and orange might wipe me out tho..

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 8:01 AM CST

sxc666 wrote:

ohhh cough,cough.I think Im catcing the flu too

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 8:02 AM CST

martyg wrote:

Oh deary deary me.... Bend over and let me just check your temperature

Put that away!!

::hands Marty a Thermometer::

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crystal_2010
Bangalore India

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 8:02 AM CST

Claayer wrote:

I have a reeeeeally stinking cold.. and by the feel of it.. a red hot chest infection too.

I don't really like taking prescription medication.

Any have any good natural/home remedies to try to speed it up a bit..

Drink loooooads of water my dad says.. The down side.. I feel Like sh*t

The Upside... I cant work My poor nose is sooooo sore

eating garlic really helps (yeah...unless u're making out).

also try having some hot tea with honey, ginger, and lemon.

i hope u feel better soon.

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 8:02 AM CST

martyg wrote:

Not even the tradesmen are allowed use Tina's backdoor

hahaha!!

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 8:03 AM CST

Fellfrosch wrote:

I know this sounds a little bit disgusting, but it helps.

Take a 3 onions in little pieces... put 1 big cup of water on it and 1 spoon of honey. wait 3-4 hours( better a night), sieve it and take 3 times a day 1 spoon of this tinctur....

It tastes teribble but it is really helping.

You can also put warm mashed potatos on your chest, put a towel on it and let this 1 hour on your chest.

horseradish is also good, it is disinfectant. Take mashed horseradish and make a compress around your neck, the fumes will also be good for your cold.

Oo thankyou!.. I have half a big onion left from dinner last night.. I can do that

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 8:04 AM CST

crystal_2010 wrote:

eating garlic really helps (yeah...unless u're making out).

also try having some hot tea with honey, ginger, and lemon.i hope u feel better soon.

Thankyoooo

I lurrrrrve the smell of garlic on someone's breath

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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 8:11 AM CST

Claayer wrote:

But I can't breathe throo my nose atm.. I would choke.. or die..

I will have you nose flushed out in no time at all hon

Don't you worry your pretty little bobbing head about it

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 8:11 AM CST

martyg wrote:

I will have you nose flushed out in no time at all hon Don't you worry your pretty little bobbing head about it

hahahah!!

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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jul 20, 2008, 8:12 AM CST

Claayer wrote:

Put that away!!

::hands Marty a Thermometer::

But its the same theory..if it goes up..then you need a seeing too

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