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is that I don't have one....Come on in and feel free to give us a few good ones

okay,

here is one:

A young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered into the ER of a hospital . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, ‘Keep off the grass.’ Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient’s dressing, which said, ‘Sorry, had to mow the lawn.’

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A guy is sitting at home, watching a football game when he hears a knock at the door. He goes to the door and opens it, but there's nobody there. However there is a large snail sitting on the porch. The man picks up the snail and hurls it as far as he can into the neighboring field.

Six months later, the same guy is sitting at home watching a baseball game when he hears another knock at the door. He goes to the door and opens and sees a large snail sitting on the porch. The snail says, "What the hell was that for?!!"

A guy was trying to sleep but one mosquito kept flying around and disturbed his sleep with its sound "buzzzz buzzzz buzzzz".

He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand.

He is very kind and gente. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "sleeping my baby, tralalala...".

After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands.

So he goes near it and shouts "BUZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZ"

A little boy walking with his mother, points at some old men and says,"Mama! Look at them bow legged bastards."

She scolds him and makes him read Shakespere for a whole day!

The next time they go to town the little boy points and yells,"Mama! Look at them bow legged bastards."

She scolds him again and makes him read Shakespere for a whole week.

The next time they go to town, he points and yells,

"Hark! What strange men are these that haveth their ding dongs in parentheses!"