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pick the month you were born

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran naked with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)- i cuddled with
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) -I kissed
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) - I banged
12 (Dec) - I smoked with



Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a hobo
04 - mY LOveR
05 - a Mop
06 - a rock star
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - a sexy man
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - a tooth brush
12 - my lover
13 - a killer
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a dog
18 - a whore
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a glass of milk
21 - a teletubby
22 - my crush
23 -my ex boyfriend
24 - the kool-aid man
25 - a hottie
26 - a condom
27 - my boyfriend
28 - a bag of weed
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - johnny knoxville
31 - the one that i love



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because that bum stole my taco
Other - because I'm retarded
Green -because i still love him
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because im the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack

I killed a rock star because I'm retarded

I robbed a drunk because that bum stole my taco.

These are funny.
Thanks

i kissed a whore because i'm gay that doesn't make sense

I ran shirtless with mY LOveR because im the sexiest bitch alive

I ran naked with a whore because im the sexiest bitch alive...


So frighteningly close to the truth. Is errie....

Hahaha, and thank YOU for that biting emot!!!

I needed a bag of weed because I'm gay
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I must change my shirt

I killed a homeless guy because I love marijuana

Well, it could, not for you, but ...

i will report u to the police

I ran shirtless with the one that I love because i'm sexy like that.

i slapped a killer because... i still love him?

I keep mine for a while

I kissed a bowl of cereal because I have a killer six pack.


Now for the truth.....

Kissing is actually reserved for someone who deserves it.

Bowl of cereal? Sorry, I tend to not keep cereal in the house.

Killer six pack.... I think not... if you are going to party bring a keg.


This has been a PSA

Zee

poor killer

what for? take it off