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DaisyChick
Portland, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 11:34 AM CST
Thanks everyone! Some of these are hillarious!
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mindfful
--, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 11:34 AM CST
i kissed a cat because im the sexiest bitch alive


professor


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somechick
Somewhere,Ohio, Ohio USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 11:35 AM CST
You're welcome.

Pass it on to anyone here if you like they may get a kick out of it.


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Serenity1971
Serenity's Island, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 11:37 AM CST
I cuddled with a rock star because im the sexiest bitch alive

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somechick
Somewhere,Ohio, Ohio USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 11:38 AM CST
I met my comments for DaisyChick.D'oh!
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EnSilencio
Almunecar, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 11:41 AM CST
Emanuellla wrote:
what for? take it off


Then it would not be fun, just true dancing cool
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CaptainCrunch
North Hollywood, California USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 11:43 AM CST
I cuddled with a cat because that bum stole my taco. Hey I was hungry and needed some sympathy. lol This is too cute.
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tunzrok
Windsor, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 12:33 PM CST
I kissed a bag of weed because I love marijuana
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penny83
Melbourne, Victoria Australia
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 12:36 PM CST
I ran naked with a homeless guy cos I'm good in bed!!! hehe
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welshlady
cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 12:54 PM CST
I slapped a condom because i still love him confused

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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 12:58 PM CST
I shot an easter egg because I am good in bed.....lol dunno confused in easter egg
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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 12:59 PM CST
penny83 wrote:
I ran naked with a homeless guy cos I'm good in bed!!! hehe


LOL well that is an interesting one to say the least!rolling on the floor laughing
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 1:01 PM CST
I robbed my boyfriend because I am gay......
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lonelyheart76
belfast, Belfast, Northern Ireland UK
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 1:20 PM CST
I robbed my boyfriend because I have AMAZING boobs

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branded
poplar bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 1:41 PM CST
I killed Paris Hilton because I love marijuana





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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 1:51 PM CST
I shot a sexy man because I have a killer six pack!! confused


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lonelyboi2
mississauga, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:02 PM CST
i cuddled with a hobo because im sexy like that!!!! thats friggin hilarious!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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VDLL1972
Rockin', California USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:05 PM CST
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FlowerOfTheSun
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:27 PM CST
I slapped a glass of milk because I'm a scuba diver and I'm the sexiest bitch alive!!!




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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:31 PM CST
I robbed a hobo because i'm the sexiest bitch alive!!!
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