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Must not be looking for sex.

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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:32 PM CST
orange you glad I didn't saydancing banana
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kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:32 PM CST
mastic55 wrote:
The package is UPS still no response,lol


Guess she does not like UPS, wants to try a different company.
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:35 PM CST
kitty01 wrote:
Guess she does not like UPS, wants to try a different company.
No, I mean ups as in not down,
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:36 PM CST
kitty01 wrote:
More subtle, how is that, can I see where you sleep.


I would tell you but that would not be subtle and my trade secret would be out.. laugh

Actually, not a very effective secret anyway.. laugh
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:37 PM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
I would tell you but that would not be subtle and my trade secret would be out..

Actually, not a very effective secret anyway..



wink wink wink
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:39 PM CST

Hey! where's my lap dance... laugh Ooops, my secrets out.. laugh
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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:39 PM CST
kitty01 wrote:
How many of you guys just asked where is the bedroom.
What happened to polite conversation first.

even a handshake and introduction first would be a startrolling on the floor laughing
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:40 PM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Hey! where's my lap dance... Ooops, my secrets out..



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Woo Hoo! Come and get it!
shimmy shimmy shimmy
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:40 PM CST
jampet wrote:
even a handshake and introduction first would be a start
handshake Weres the bedroom.rolling on the floor laughing
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:41 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
Woo Hoo! Come and get it!



Be right there. By the way, where's the bedroom. laugh
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:42 PM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Hey! where's my lap dance... Ooops, my secrets out..



Oh..I think the offer expired the end of June..
sigh sigh

wave wave
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kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:42 PM CST
jampet wrote:
even a handshake and introduction first would be a start


Especially on a blind date, a name would be nice first......then dinner........then movie......then maybe
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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:43 PM CST
mastic55 wrote:
Weres the bedroom.

that's an improvement..how about..
handshake wine conversing hug dancing bouquet of flowers THENkiss !!

sorry- had to go over the emoticon limit for this onesad flower
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kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:43 PM CST
Lap dance, as long as I did not fall on you.laugh
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:44 PM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Be right there. By the way, where's the bedroom.


Not even a handshake?scold rolling on the floor laughing
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:45 PM CST
kitty01 wrote:
Lap dance, as long as I did not fall on you.


laugh laugh laugh
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:45 PM CST
jampet wrote:
that's an improvement..how about..
THEN !!

sorry- had to go over the emoticon limit for this one
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing that was good.
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:50 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
Oh..I think the offer expired the end of June..


Damn, I guess it took me too long to come.. laugh
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:50 PM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Damn, I guess it took me too long to come..


Well then you must have had the wrong girl!
laugh laugh laugh
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:52 PM CST
Lillym wrote:
Not even a handshake?


No handshake necessary. Reminds me of an old poem..

She offered her honor
I honered her offer
and all night long
I was on her and off her.. laugh

Yes, this really should have been posted in the poetry threads. laugh
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