Forums Nav

Forums



Dating Forums Home » Sex & Dating » Must not be looking for sex.
Thread:

Must not be looking for sex.

Category:
Sex & Dating
page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 >> of 16
  • post a new thread
  • post a new poll
  • post a new thread

Must not be looking for sex.

free online dating
Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:57 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
Well then you must have had the wrong girl!


Damn right he did...rolling on the floor laughing
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
free online dating
Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 2:58 PM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
No handshake necessary. Reminds me of an old poem..

She offered her honor
I honered her offer
and all night long
I was on her and off her..

Yes, this really should have been posted in the poetry threads.


Reminds me of a song..... on again off again..rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Alabama personals
Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:00 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
Well then you must have had the wrong girl!


Based on my history, I would say that was an accurate statement.. laugh I'm trying to be better though
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Wexford singles
jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:00 PM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
No handshake necessary. Reminds me of an old poem..

She offered her honor
I honered her offer
and all night long
I was on her and off her..

Yes, this really should have been posted in the poetry threads.

she was only a policemans daughter, but she let the chief inspect'errolling on the floor laughing
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Alabama personals
Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:14 PM CST
jampet wrote:
she was only a policemans daughter, but she let the chief inspect'er


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I love those kinds of jokes...
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Florida singles
WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:17 PM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Based on my history, I would say that was an accurate statement.. I'm trying to be better though



LOL
Come to Momma!

(and next time go to the bedroom on the RIGHT! D'oh! What is it with men and directions?)
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Alabama personals
Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:21 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
LOL
Come to Momma!

(and next time go to the bedroom on the RIGHT! What is it with men and directions?)


The problem is our compass is much too close to our belt buckles which throws off the readings. laugh

I'm glad your bedroom is to the right. I don't know if I would be able to help you if it was way off to the left... laugh Sorry, I love political jokes too.

G'nite all
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Florida singles
WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:25 PM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
The problem is our compass is much too close to our belt buckles which throws off the readings.

I'm glad your bedroom is to the right. I don't know if I would be able to help you if it was way off to the left... Sorry, I love political jokes too.

G'nite all


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
How fitting...

wave wave
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Alberta dating
kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:30 PM CST
I went to my bedroom and waited but no one came

laugh
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Wexford singles
jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:31 PM CST
kitty01 wrote:
I went to my bedroom and waited but no one came


are you sure you went into the right bedroom--see above rolling on the floor laughing
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Florida singles
WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:32 PM CST
Being a woman, she probably had the good sense to ask for directions..
laugh laugh
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Virginia dating
dazzling_dave
Waynesboro, Virginia USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:34 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
Being a woman, she probably had the good sense to ask for directions..


If women follow directions as poorly as they give them, is no wonder ain't nobody getting any. sticking out tongue
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Florida singles
WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:35 PM CST
dazzling_dave wrote:
If women follow directions as poorly as they give them, is no wonder ain't nobody getting any.



It wouldn't matter, you guy never stop to ask anyway...
wave
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Alberta dating
kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:36 PM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
The problem is our compass is much too close to our belt buckles which throws off the readings.

I'm glad your bedroom is to the right. I don't know if I would be able to help you if it was way off to the left... Sorry, I love political jokes too.

G'nite all


Mine is on the right, where were you, I waited so long
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Florida singles
WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:36 PM CST
I mean, Geeze D'oh!

They auctioned me off on the Obama thread one night and the prize was a "world-famous" custom e-lap dance, and he poor guy couldn't even get his left and rights straight!
laugh laugh laugh
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Wexford singles
jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:41 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
I mean, Geeze

They auctioned me off on the Obama thread one night and the prize was a "world-famous" custom e-lap dance, and he poor guy couldn't even get his left and rights straight!



as long as he gets his .ups and downs.. right, all will be wellrolling on the floor laughing
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Florida singles
WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:42 PM CST

jampet wrote:
as long as he gets his .ups and downs.. right, all will be well


Yeah well, it would have helped if he ever found the right room
D'oh!

Now the offer's expired!
laugh laugh laugh
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
free online dating
Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:43 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
It wouldn't matter, you guy never stop to ask anyway...


They would rather die than ask for directions...are we lost??? Noooooolaugh
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Florida singles
WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:44 PM CST
Lillym wrote:
They would rather die than ask for directions...are we lost??? Noooooo


thumbs up thumbs up

laugh laugh
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Alabama dating
alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 3:45 PM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
The problem is our compass is much too close to our belt buckles which throws off the readings.

I'm glad your bedroom is to the right. I don't know if I would be able to help you if it was way off to the left... Sorry, I love political jokes too.

G'nite all
rolling on the floor laughing Yep, that was a good one! Nighty-night! zzzz
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 >> of 16
  • post a new thread
  • post a new poll
  • post a new thread

Report this thread if it breaks rules, is offensive, or contains fighting. Staff does not know about forum abuse (and cannot do anything about it), unless you tell us about it. If this thread is offensive, please click here to report it »

If site dates and times do not show correctly, you can fix this by editing your timezone
Click here to edit your timezone »