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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:31 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
Oh that's just ducky!

Now all of CS will be here to witness my humilation!

Hey Lago.... What can you tell me about this wild woman from Malta, and her wicked pal?

And what do they put in the water over there?


Cause I want some!


Me wild???angel angel I'm a good girl, I amlaugh
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:31 PM CST
And Lago... if there is a heart beating underneath that thorny hide of yours...PLEASE do NOT mention the Thong Thong!

Oh Shit... Haven't had sex in confused confused
And already my reputation is shredded!
crying crying crying
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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:31 PM CST
[quote=WhatUwish4]Oh that's just ducky!

Now all of CS will be here to witness my humilation!

Hey Lago.... What can you tell me about this wild woman from Malta, and her wicked pal?

And what do they put in the water over there?


Cause I want some![/quote
men fighting over you??- humiliation?? on a dating site??confused sister- i think you hit the mother loadrolling on the floor laughing
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:32 PM CST
Lillym wrote:
Me wild??? I'm a good girl, I am



No doubt about it! You're wild as a March Hare - and we all need to go out bouncing one night!

Ya'll are just what the doctor ordered for this miserable wench!
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:33 PM CST
[quote=jampet]
WhatUwish4 wrote:
Oh that's just ducky!

Now all of CS will be here to witness my humilation!

Hey Lago.... What can you tell me about this wild woman from Malta, and her wicked pal?

And what do they put in the water over there?


Cause I want some![/quote
men fighting over you??- humiliation?? on a dating site?? sister- i think you hit the mother load


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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loves2steppin
Concord, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:33 PM CST
this thread is way too funny.....ya certainly opened up a can of worms on this one, George. laugh

Where is Charles? Havent seen him on here for some time but do believe he would jump feet first into this thread.......
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:33 PM CST
[quote=jampet]
WhatUwish4 wrote:
Oh that's just ducky!

Now all of CS will be here to witness my humilation!

Hey Lago.... What can you tell me about this wild woman from Malta, and her wicked pal?

And what do they put in the water over there?


Cause I want some![/quote
men fighting over you??- humiliation?? on a dating site?? sister- i think you hit the mother load



Well damnit to hell! Can't I just come by that reputation the honest way???

devil devil devil
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:34 PM CST
Well....truth is....the women are like the climate...very hot....seething locks of black blach hair, like the a gorgeous medusa, faces like Aphrodite, ...bodies to die for....but but....very conservative culture....so nobody gets it on unless you marry them, buy them, become buddies with her brother, go drinking with the father....and get them an ipod...

...so in desperation you end up throwing yourself to the women tourists, like a christian into the pit of the coloseum....


blushing crying D'oh!


WhatUwish4 wrote:
Oh that's just ducky!

Now all of CS will be here to witness my humilation!

Hey Lago.... What can you tell me about this wild woman from Malta, and her wicked pal?

And what do they put in the water over there?


Cause I want some!
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:35 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
No doubt about it! You're wild as a March Hare - and we all need to go out bouncing one night!

Ya'll are just what the doctor ordered for this miserable wench!


You're all cracking me up tonight.. and keeping me awake. Thanks..rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:35 PM CST
yo long islandcomfort

but inside im rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:37 PM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Well....truth is....the women are like the climate...very hot....seething locks of black blach hair, like the a gorgeous medusa, faces like Aphrodite, ...bodies to die for....but but....very conservative culture....so nobody gets it on unless you marry them, buy them, become buddies with her brother, go drinking with the father....and get them an ipod...

...so in desperation you end up throwing yourself to the women tourists, like a christian into the pit of the coloseum....


Buy us...very mad very mad OOOOOOh I have an ipod angel
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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:37 PM CST
[quote=WhatUwish4]
jampet wrote:
Well damnit to hell! Can't I just come by that reputation the honest way???


honest shchmonest- just revel in it woman- you're hot!!!!!!!!!!
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:38 PM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Well....truth is....the women are like the climate...very hot....seething locks of black blach hair, like the a gorgeous medusa, faces like Aphrodite, ...bodies to die for....but but....very conservative culture....so nobody gets it on unless you marry them, buy them, become buddies with her brother, go drinking with the father....and get them an ipod...

...so in desperation you end up throwing yourself to the women tourists, like a christian into the pit of the coloseum....



Really? confused confused

That's probably marginally safer than a passing bus!
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:38 PM CST
Very good....so now all I have to do is go drinking with your father??....


D'oh!


Lillym wrote:
Buy us... OOOOOOh I have an ipod
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:38 PM CST
Lillym wrote:
You're all cracking me up tonight.. and keeping me awake. Thanks..



Well, I'm clueless about whatever we're laughing about - but I'm an idiot and I'm laughing with ya!
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:39 PM CST
[quote=jampet]
WhatUwish4 wrote:


honest shchmonest- just revel in it woman- you're hot!!!!!!!!!!



Uh... Yeah... Tell me something I don't know... But I'm still sitting here in the damn empty bedroom.

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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:40 PM CST
Don't disappoint me.....


WhatUwish4 wrote:
Well, I'm clueless... about whatever we're laughing about - but I'm an idiot and I'm laughing with ya!



laugh
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:41 PM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Don't disappoint me.....



Smart Ass...
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I'll punish you later!
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:42 PM CST
Empty bedroom??...ok, so this means we have to get down n' dirty on the lounge couch??....hope that's not empty too....


dunno


[quote=WhatUwish4]
jampet wrote:
Uh... Yeah... Tell me something I don't know... But I'm still sitting here in the damn empty bedroom.
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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 5:43 PM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Very good....so now all I have to do is go drinking with your father??....


I thought you were throwing yourself under a bus? grin
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