John McCain Is So Old....

desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 1:18 AM CST

....the Big Bang woke him up.

....Mike Huckabee doesn't believe in evolution, but John McCain witnessed it.

....it takes an archeologist to dig up dirt on him.

....in 1st grade he only had to learn one continent on the flat earth.

....ALL parties were toga parties when he was in school.

....his library card says "Alexandria" on it.

....his copy of the Bible is autographed.

....he owes Moses twenty bucks.

....he remembers when Iraq was Mesopotamia.

....Joe Lieberman has to remind him not to refer to Iranians as "Proto-Elamites."

....he voted against funding the Pyramids.

....when the walls of Jericho fell down, he blocked legislation to rebuild.

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Tater
springfield, Illinois USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 1:22 AM CST

desmond wrote:

....the Big Bang woke him up.

....Mike Huckabee doesn't believe in evolution, but John McCain witnessed it.

....it takes an archeologist to dig up dirt on him.

....in 1st grade he only had to learn one continent on the flat earth.

....ALL parties were toga parties when he was in school.

....his library card says "Alexandria" on it.

....his copy of the Bible is autographed.

....he owes Moses twenty bucks.

....he remembers when Iraq was Mesopotamia.

....Joe Lieberman has to remind him not to refer to Iranians as "Proto-Elamites."

....he voted against funding the Pyramids.

....when the walls of Jericho fell down, he blocked legislation to rebuild.

Hell I thought they were cute

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lostpoet4u
Davenport, Florida USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 1:55 AM CST

Most excellent

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Andrew008
Near Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 4:29 AM CST

desmond wrote:

....the Big Bang woke him up.

....Mike Huckabee doesn't believe in evolution, but John McCain IS it.

....it takes an archeologist YEARS to dig up dirt on him.

....in 1st ROCK he only had to learn one BOULDER on the flat earth.

....ALL parties were toga parties when he was in STONE AGE SCHOOL.

....his library card says "Alexandria" on it.

....his copy of the Bible is autographed.

....he owes Moses twenty COINS OF EARTH.

....he remembers when WHAT, hes forgotten.

....Joe Lieberman has to remind him not to refer to Iranians as "Proto-Elamites."

....he voted against funding the Pyramids, on the grounds that they didnt have, what did they not have, jezzz forgotten again.

....when the walls of Jericho fell down, he blocked legislation to rebuild.

Seriously nice one dude hahaha

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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 4:42 AM CST

John Sidney McCain III (born August 29, 1936)

Well,if you consider 72y as old,don't worry,you'll get there soon enough yourself!
It's only a matter of time!

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:00 AM CST

At least it wasn't that Obama joke that's going around. Obama was so black that it took his night school teacher 3 weeks to count him as present.

~take comfort...a black fellow told me that joke

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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:02 AM CST

Conrad73 wrote:

John Sidney McCain III (born August 29, 1936)

Well,if you consider 72y as old,don't worry,you'll get there soon enough yourself!
It's only a matter of time!

It's funny that people mock his age, while at the same time, they are striving to reach it themselves!!!!!!!!!!

BTW...I know this was meant to be funny....and it was!!

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:03 AM CST

agree......twas funny

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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:08 AM CST

Indyfella wrote:

At least it wasn't that Obama joke that's going around. Obama was so black that it took his night school teacher 3 weeks to count him as present. ~~~take comfort...a black fellow told me that joke~~

You're mad!

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:10 AM CST

lusciousmile wrote:

You're mad!

For some reason, it struck me funny too... I think it was the voice inflection that added to it.

OK Demsond, you can have your thread back.

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Daniel4021
Somewhere, Tennessee USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:10 AM CST

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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:20 AM CST

Indyfella wrote:

For some reason, it struck me funny too... I think it was the voice inflection that added to it.
OK Demsond, you can have your thread back.

Ypu won't believe this, but, the white men i've dated, make such jokes and i laugh like mad!

One of my best friends is a finnish girl, she doesn't spare me!

I don't spare her either......being finnish and all.

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:28 AM CST

I've got about 300 spare Bill and Hillary jokes....but I want to respect Desmond as an individual w/his own thread.

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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland

Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:42 AM CST

shipoker55 wrote:

It's funny that people mock his age, while at the same time, they are striving to reach it themselves!!!!!!!!!!

BTW...I know this was meant to be funny....and it was!!

Definitely,and they can't do a DAMN thing about it!

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