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Top Ten Reasons Computers are like Men!!

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Top Ten Reasons Computers are like Men!!

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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 4:54 PM CST
10.They have a lot of data but are still clueless

9.A better model is always just around the corner

8.They look nice and shiny until you bring them home

7.Its always necessary to have a backup

6.They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons

5.The best part of having either one is the games you can play

4.In order to get their attention you have to turn them on

3.The lights are on but nobodys home

2.Big power surges knock them out for the night

1.Size does matter

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A1983
West Yorks, Halifax, West Yorkshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:01 PM CST
errrrrrrr ya id agree with that haha
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:03 PM CST
Sounds about right Lela. Remember we come from a different star.!
Pete
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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:06 PM CST
pvictoria wrote:
Sounds about right Lela. Remember we come from a different star.!
Pete
hug Hello Pete, oh yes I know you guys dolaugh wave
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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:08 PM CST
Where have you been Pete? I haven't seen you for quite awhile!wine
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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:09 PM CST
they are always having 'technical' problems!rolling on the floor laughing
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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:17 PM CST
jampet wrote:
they are always having 'technical' problems!
thumbs up laugh Yep, so truelaugh
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:22 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
Hello Pete, oh yes I know you guys do


Touche.Realisation is the first step 4 cure. laugh
hug
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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:24 PM CST
pvictoria wrote:
Touche.Realisation is the first step 4 cure.

hole joy hole Maybe maybe notlaugh
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:25 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
Where have you been Pete? I haven't seen you for quite awhile!


It seems like a different planet to me called island of Malta,nothing compared to my sleepy beloved island of Gozo.Well ,we all got to do what we got to do to make a Buck.wave
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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:28 PM CST
pvictoria wrote:
It seems like a different planet to me called island of Malta,nothing compared to my sleepy beloved island of Gozo.Well ,we all got to do what we got to do to make a Buck.
Work work work, Oh I remember those days. But I am glad you got some time to pop in so we can see you for once again.applause
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:41 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
Work work work, Oh I remember those days. But I am glad you got some time to pop in so we can see you for once again.


Thanks hun.My alarm clock is set for 3.30 to get back on the car ferry at 5.Glad having talked to you.Take care
Pete
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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 5:43 PM CST
pvictoria wrote:
Thanks hun.My alarm clock is set for 3.30 to get back on the car ferry at 5.Glad having talked to you.Take care
Pete
Bye Bye wave I am happy to have talked to you again too, have a good evening,hug
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 6:18 PM CST
love number 6.......so truerolling on the floor laughing
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