Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 4:54 PM CST
10.They have a lot of data but are still clueless
9.A better model is always just around the corner
8.They look nice and shiny until you bring them home
7.Its always necessary to have a backup
6.They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons
5.The best part of having either one is the games you can play
4.In order to get their attention you have to turn them on
3.The lights are on but nobodys home
2.Big power surges knock them out for the night
1.Size does matter