Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 6:25 PM CST
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun and screamed, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for her to gently ask again. They piled out and ran like mad.
The elderly lady was shaken as she loaded her bags into the car and slide into the drivers' seat. She was so upset she couldn't get the key in the ignition to turn to start the engine. After trying several times, she realized she was not in her car! Hers was parked a couple of spaces over. She loaded her bags, started the engine and drove to the police station.
The poor sergeant taking her statement couldn't stop laughing. She started to cry and asked what he thought was so funny. He pointed to four men in the next room who were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly woman, described as white, under five feet tall and carrying a very large handgun.
No charges were filed.