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Short Jokes

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Short Jokes

Michigan singles
somechick
Somewhere,Ohio, Ohio USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 9:59 PM CST
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 10:00 PM CST
laugh
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Zeelander
Louisville, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 10:03 PM CST
somechick wrote:
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.


Now that's good clean humor.2 thumbs up

Zee
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 10:11 PM CST
laugh laugh laugh
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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2008, 10:33 PM CST
laugh laugh laugh
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