Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 12:57 AM CST
> 1. Cows
>
> 2. The Constitution
>
> 3. The Ten Commandments
>
> Cows
> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
>government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
>right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington ? And,
>they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate
>11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should
>give each of them a cow.
>
> The Constitution
> They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why
>don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
>guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
>
> The Ten Commandments
> The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted
>in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou
>Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full
>of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work
>environment.
