KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 26, 2008, 1:28 PM CST
Adam & Eve... what REALLY ha&
historians are finally admitting what feminists have always said: Eve was created before Adam. they have also revealed that the 'original' Eve was created with 3 t-ts. the extra t-t looked and felt like its mates, but it lacked mammary function, it made Eve top-heavy, it made wearing body coverings difficult, and it negatively affected her posture; in short, the extra t-t was useless. of course, Eve complained bitterly to The Creator about all this, and she was given a sign that the matter would be dealt with. she woke up one morning, after an unusually long sleep, and instantly felt different somehow. she was overjoyed to discover that her extra (useless) t-t was missing, and her upper body now had a pleasing silhouette. the joy quickly turned to horror, however, when she discovered that The Creator had turned the useless t-t into a man...