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do you remember you first kiss ?




dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:59 AM CST
i do rolling eyes

13 years old and thought i knew everything until i was asked by my crush if i knew how to french kiss ? well obviously i said yes even tho i was lying through my teeth ,so he wraps his arm about my shoulder and just when i thought he was gonna peck me on the lips he rams his tongue in my mouth and i scream laugh

god il never forget that day ,or my mams face when she asked me have you been kissing that boy after a neighbor caught us and stuck me in it and i was like yeah but i kiss you and dad goodnight so what's the problem ?laugh the arse kicking i got for that


so do you remember yours smitten
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:00 AM CST
skating rink...ahhh yes and i popped a boner..embarrasing..D'oh!
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Dont_Look_Now
Huntsville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:02 AM CST
dillydally wrote:
i do

13 years old and thought i knew everything until i was asked by my crush if i knew how to french kiss ? well obviously i said yes even tho i was lying through my teeth ,so he wraps his arm about my shoulder and just when i thought he was gonna peck me on the lips he rams his tongue in my mouth and i scream

god il never forget that day ,or my mams face when she asked me have you been kissing that boy after a neighbor caught us and stuck me in it and i was like yeah but i kiss you and dad goodnight so what's the problem ? the arse kicking i got for that so do you remember yours
Good heavens that was a long time ago...I can't even remember how old I was! confused Does that mean I'm getting senile? dunno
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Cary0608
Mandaluyong City, Quezon City Philippines
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:09 AM CST
Sept.5, 2001...in my then bf's car... i was 18...yeah yeah, im a late bloomer.grin
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Safetydate
Central Point, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:13 AM CST
I remember my first kiss. I was 15 and my girlfriend at the time, was riding home with me on the school bus. We got off at my stop and had to trudge through the snow for 3 blocks to get to my house. When we got to my house, I was digging in my backpack for my house keys, but forgot to take them with me that morning. So I had to call my parents at work to come by and let us in the house. My girlfriend and I decided to wait in my backyard, cause I had a covered porch. We get to my backyard porch and sit down. After thirty minutes of just random talk, she looked at me and said "Hey" I reply back saying "Yeah?" She didn't say anything and just leaned in really close to me, to be honest, I didn't know what she was doing. She assumed that I knew what's going on. But I was way to dense to figure it out, she then said "just put your lips on mine and not be so awkward." I finally got the clue, duh... Kissed her but I kept laughing, cause it was so uncomfortable for me. She got mad, thinking I was laughing at her. So we stopped after like 2 minutes of it. Yeah, it awesome...

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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:15 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
skating rink...ahhh yes and i popped a boner..embarrasing..





rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing class
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Safetydate
Central Point, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:15 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
skating rink...ahhh yes and i popped a boner..embarrasing..

rolling on the floor laughing

Don't worry it happens to the best of us... uh oh!
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:16 AM CST
Dont_Look_Now wrote:
Good heavens that was a long time ago...I can't even remember how old I was! Does that mean I'm getting senile?



just like the rest of us laugh wave
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:16 AM CST
Safetydate wrote:
I remember my first kiss. I was 15 and my girlfriend at the time, was riding home with me on the school bus. We got off at my stop and had to trudge through the snow for 3 blocks to get to my house. When we got to my house, I was digging in my backpack for my house keys, but forgot to take them with me that morning. So I had to call my parents at work to come by and let us in the house. My girlfriend and I decided to wait in my backyard, cause I had a covered porch. We get to my backyard porch and sit down. After thirty minutes of just random talk, she looked at me and said "Hey" I reply back saying "Yeah?" She didn't say anything and just leaned in really close to me, to be honest, I didn't know what she was doing. She assumed that I knew what's going on. But I was way to dense to figure it out, she then said "just put your lips on mine and not be so awkward." I finally got the clue, duh... Kissed her but I kept laughing, cause it was so uncomfortable for me. She got mad, thinking I was laughing at her. So we stopped after like 2 minutes of it. Yeah, it awesome...





awwwwwww smitten
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:18 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
skating rink...ahhh yes and i popped a boner..embarrasing..



i remember the first time a boy touched my boob laugh i cant remember him just his hand and the bite mark that i left laugh
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Safetydate
Central Point, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:20 AM CST
dillydally wrote:
awwwwwww


Through she was pissed, we lasted for four years after. So it was cool, but in hindsight, it was a totally terrible kiss. It's like watching a person trying to swallow an apple whole.
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Safetydate
Central Point, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:21 AM CST
dillydally wrote:
i remember the first time a boy touched my boob i cant remember him just his hand and the bite mark that i left

Nice... rolling on the floor laughing

Someone stole second...
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:21 AM CST
I was 9 and it was at recess in the school playground, inside a tractor tire wih Nancy. blushing I liked it, so we did it again, and then I walked her home after school, and we did it again, and........
Grade 4 was greatday dream

Then we moved away half way through the yearcrying


But, then there was Leah.....grade 5 was pretty good too.laugh
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:22 AM CST
10 years old and in the park..........oh man, hes a preacher now with twins........whew
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lola36
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:22 AM CST
I can't remember,jezus it must have been a 100 years ago laugh rolling eyes
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:23 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
skating rink...ahhh yes and i popped a boner..embarrasing..
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:23 AM CST
Safetydate wrote:
Through she was pissed, we lasted for four years after. So it was cool, but in hindsight, it was a totally terrible kiss. It's like watching a person trying to swallow an apple whole.




laugh i had a crush on this guy at my college and every-time we went to have a kiss he would peck me then run off ,turns out he didn't know how to kiss with his mouth open laugh
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Safetydate
Central Point, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:23 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
I was 9 and it was at recess in the school playground, inside a tractor tire wih Nancy. I liked it, so we did it again, and then I walked her home after school, and we did it again, and........
Grade 4 was great

Then we moved away half way through the year But, then there was Leah.....grade 5 was pretty good too.


Ladies man before hitting puberty...
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:24 AM CST
I was 13 and it was with a girl named Cara...she bit my tongue...it was her first time as well...french kiss...yaylaugh
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:24 AM CST
kidatheart wrote:
I was 9 and it was at recess in the school playground, inside a tractor tire wih Nancy. I liked it, so we did it again, and then I walked her home after school, and we did it again, and........
Grade 4 was great

Then we moved away half way through the year But, then there was Leah.....grade 5 was pretty good too.




laugh hussy sticking out tongue
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