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do you remember you first kiss ?

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do you remember you first kiss ?

New South Wales personals
sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:24 AM CST
I was 11 and there is no way Im saying where it was rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:25 AM CST
darlynda wrote:
10 years old and in the park..........oh man, hes a preacher now with twins........whew




rolling on the floor laughing the great escape laugh
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:25 AM CST
ahhh boob grabbing i remember my first one of those...laugh
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:26 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I was 11 and there is no way Im saying where it was
skating rink??laugh
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lola36
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:26 AM CST
StressFree wrote:
I was 13 and it was with a girl named Cara...she bit my tongue...it was her first time as well...french kiss...yay



wow...first and french kiss...blues

Is your tongue ok now.....wink wine
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Oregon dating
Safetydate
Central Point, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:26 AM CST
dillydally wrote:
i had a crush on this guy at my college and every-time we went to have a kiss he would peck me then run off ,turns out he didn't know how to kiss with his mouth open



laugh
Did he sprint off like running a marathon, throwing objects behind so you couldn't catch him?
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:26 AM CST
StressFree wrote:
I was 13 and it was with a girl named Cara...she bit my tongue...it was her first time as well...french kiss...yay



nothing more dangerous than a set of teeth laugh laugh
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:27 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
skating rink??
Nolaugh laugh
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:27 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I was 11 and there is no way Im saying where it was





rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing fecker sticking out tongue
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Illinois dating
cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:27 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
No
you get your boob grabbed??laugh
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:28 AM CST
Safetydate wrote:
Did he sprint off like running a marathon, throwing objects behind so you couldn't catch him?



no he would dive round corners and stuff laugh his name was jason .......... i should have known then rolling on the floor laughing
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:29 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
you get your boob grabbed??
yeah and the good old school socials laugh laugh
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:30 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I was 11 and there is no way Im saying where it was


ooh that's way to young for an Aussie kiss rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Safetydate
Central Point, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:30 AM CST
dillydally wrote:
no he would dive round corners and stuff his name was jason .......... i should have known then


Wow, I would feel weird if someone did that to me.
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:31 AM CST
the first willy i ever saw was my dads ,he came home one night drunk and decided he wanted to get naked in the living room for my gran laugh

i can still hear the echo of the slap she gave him laugh

the first willy i ever touched was put in my hand at my 14th birthday party playing blind mans bluff laugh again i screamed rolling eyes
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Safetydate
Central Point, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:32 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
yeah and the good old school socials


Whoa, what school social was this?... I definitely missed out.

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Oregon dating
Safetydate
Central Point, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:33 AM CST
dillydally wrote:
the first willy i ever saw was my dads ,he came home one night drunk and decided he wanted to get naked in the living room for my gran

i can still hear the echo of the slap she gave him

the first willy i ever touched was put in my hand at my 14th birthday party playing blind mans bluff again i screamed


Crazy...

rolling on the floor laughing
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EnSilencio
Almunecar, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:34 AM CST
I do... in a tent, me 12 and she 16 .. blushing

Actually, I did no good, but I got good instructions for future use. D*mn girls laugh
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:34 AM CST
skimpydoo wrote:
ooh that's way to young for an Aussie kiss
what can I say I was a good christian girl attending a good chritian school uh oh! devil
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Illinois dating
cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:34 AM CST
The first pair of boobs i saw was on the bus...ahh they were beautys...

The first womans..vagina..i saw was the babysitters...i asked her how come she had hair there...laugh
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