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do you remember you first kiss ?

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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:35 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
yeah and the good old school socials
what's that???old school social's??
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:36 AM CST
EnSilencio wrote:
I do... in a tent, me 12 and she 16 ..

Actually, I did no good, but I got good instructions for future use. D*mn girls





laugh we call those girls cradle snatchers rolling on the floor laughing
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:36 AM CST
ahh do i need to give more details..laugh
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Safetydate
Central Point, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:37 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
The first pair of boobs i saw was on the bus...ahh they were beautys...

The first womans..vagina..i saw was the babysitters...i asked her how come she had hair there...


I remember when I saw my first pair boobs too, I walked in on my friend's sister changing...

In my head it was "Rad", but I was totally embarrassed.
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EnSilencio
Almunecar, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:38 AM CST
dillydally wrote:
we call those girls cradle snatchers


Yeah, I am damaged for life. As I said, d*mn girls heart beating
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:38 AM CST
[quote=cardsfan24]The first pair of boobs i saw was on the bus...ahh they were beautys...




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

the first time i saw a ladys noo naa with hair was in one of my pappas durty mags laugh

i kept checking mine to se if anything would happen laugh
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:38 AM CST
Safetydate wrote:
I remember when I saw my first pair boobs too, I walked in on my friend's sister changing...

In my head it was "Rad", but I was totally embarrassed.
were they nice??laugh
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:39 AM CST

Well the first will I seen was when I had my cherrie popped, good god it was huge it took me a year to go back for a second go at sex uh oh!
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:39 AM CST
[quote=dillydally]
cardsfan24 wrote:
The first pair of boobs i saw was on the bus...ahh they were beautys...



the first time i saw a ladys noo naa with hair was in one of my pappas durty mags

i kept checking mine to se if anything would happen
yeah i stole a peek at my pops....

I remember the first time beaten it...i was watchin t.v. and the thing went off in my hand i was like...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhuh oh!
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:40 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Well the first will I seen was when I had my cherrie popped, good god it was huge it took me a year to go back for a second go at sex
I tried to warn yalaugh
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Safetydate
Central Point, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:40 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
were they nice??


Oh yeah! Thus began my obssesion with chesticles.
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:41 AM CST
[quote=cardsfan24]
dillydally wrote:
yeah i stole a peek at my pops....

I remember the first time beaten it...i was watchin t.v. and the thing went off in my hand i was like...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing for gawd sake waaaaayyyy too much information
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:41 AM CST
EnSilencio wrote:
Yeah, I am damaged for life. As I said, d*mn girls



whats the world coming to these days when you cant go 2 feet from your house without being attacked by raving looneys laugh

so damaged goods at half the price ? laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:41 AM CST
[quote=sxc666]
cardsfan24 wrote:
for gawd sake waaaaayyyy
what...everyone else is sharin..laugh
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:41 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
I tried to warn ya
funny thing is now Im on the hunt for one like it.rolling on the floor laughing devil
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:42 AM CST
Safetydate wrote:
Oh yeah! Thus began my obssesion with chesticles.
ahh chesticles...the best pair i have found are 34 c's perfecto...
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:42 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
funny thing is now Im on the hunt for one like it.
dropping jaw uh oh!
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Oregon dating
Safetydate
Central Point, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:42 AM CST
[quote=cardsfan24]
dillydally wrote:
yeah i stole a peek at my pops....

I remember the first time beaten it...i was watchin t.v. and the thing went off in my hand i was like...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh


Same thing happen when I was palming it for the first time.
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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:42 AM CST
[quote=sxc666]
cardsfan24 wrote:
for gawd sake waaaaayyyy





rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing too good
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Safetydate
Central Point, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:44 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
ahh chesticles...the best pair i have found are 34 c's perfecto...


I envy you!
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