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ewwwwwww ,il never eat sleep drink or breath again

I just went from extremley horny to flat as a tac in 5 secs

yup deflated like a ballon
shriveled up and fell off

Join my club

Oh I thought you meant this one..

hell that was fast lass top stuff

Look up ray bans and also Fountain of you

God no the other club for horny dirty feckers

when I was 15 I went to work! I have been kissing the IRS's ass since then!!

have this joke for you then ship

A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." Confused, the man went to his Rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the Rabbi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. She replied suggesting that her daughter wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to her neck. But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your sexiest negligee, with a Vee neck right down to your navel." The man protested: "Rabbi, what does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?" "No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed.

Fantastic!!!!!!

I was 14 it was in the parking lot after church. we were together a little over a year.

hmmm, i was 8 years old and it was backstage at a school play with courtney... my first puppy love. i had just given her a piece of paper that i cut into a heart and colored. her smile was one that i will never forget. she leaned in to kiss me and the butterflies and fireworks were too much for my little mind to comprehend... then i realized several minutes after being stunned that i had missed my part of the play. ended up getting in trouble, but it was worth it :) i wonder whatever happened to her?

no, but I remember my first spoonful of Hagen Daas, banana split ice cream .. especially when it dripped in my lap...

Ahhh Hagen Daas ... I know you're not that cold in heart

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Their words,not mine..............................

actually.....my first "kiss" was from a girl named Diane. We were at her birthday party., playing some silly game where you had to go into a closet and do whatever you wanted. I was about 13(I think) and when it came to our turn, I kissed her by putting my lips next to hers and holding it like that! She informed me that i had to open my mouth. And when I did...the Biotch put her tongue inside my mouth!!! Then she wiggled it around like a friggen snake or something!! EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!! What a slut!!!!!!


In Retrospect...........




Thank-you Diane........hope you had many many more birthdays!!

Mine was when I was 14 & he was dreamy. He had that surfer-dude look... dirty blonde hair & blue eyes. I was totally into him... until we kissed. It was like kissing a wet paper bag. Not to say that I might've kissed any better, but we never talked about it. And that was our first & last kiss.

I just found out a few months ago that the girl who is now one of my very best friends also kissed him & said the same thing!

But we both agree that he was HOT! In fact, she told me (she graduated with him, I went to a different school) that he'd become a stripper!

....nope ........