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The CLAP!

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The CLAP!

Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 2:35 PM CST
Barack Obama, the Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America . He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, he asked the audience for total silence. During the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, "Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence."

Then, a young boy with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: "Well stupid, stop clapping!"


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mylifewithu
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Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 2:41 PM CST
HealthyLiving wrote:
Barack Obama, the Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America . He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, he asked the audience for total silence. During the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, "Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence."

Then, a young boy with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: "Well stupid, stop clapping!"
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:00 PM CST
That is one sick sick joke!barfing
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ANurse4U
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Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:08 PM CST
ya gotta love them kids rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:15 PM CST
That's cutelaugh laugh
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Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:39 PM CST
laugh
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Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 4:06 PM CST
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HJFinAZ
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Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 6:15 PM CST
The kid did have the STUPID part right...rolling on the floor laughing
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HJFinAZ
Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 6:16 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
That is one sick sick joke!


And you consider "HIM" to be well????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 6:19 PM CST
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Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 6:40 PM CST
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darlynda
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Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 6:56 PM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
The kid did have the STUPID part right...
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Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 9:14 PM CST
HealthyLiving wrote:
Barack Obama, the Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America . He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, he asked the audience for total silence. During the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, "Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence."

Then, a young boy with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: "Well stupid, stop clapping!"
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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