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NEVER CHEAT ON A HILLBILLY WOMAN!!!!!




ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:03 PM CST
Subject: NEVER CHEAT ON A HILLBILLY WOMAN!!!!!

A hillbilly's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, born of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vise and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up hillbilly was terrified and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.


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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:04 PM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
Subject: NEVER CHEAT ON A HILLBILLY WOMAN!!!!!

A hillbilly's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, born of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vise and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up hillbilly was terrified and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.
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jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:04 PM CST
that'll learn 'imrolling on the floor laughing
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:10 PM CST
I wished I could had read this years ago when I caught my ex cheating

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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:13 PM CST
ohhh gosh...lolrolling on the floor laughing
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Tater
springfield, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:13 PM CST
OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:16 PM CST
free beer on the house for all the ladies

beverage delivery beverage delivery cheers


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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:18 PM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
free beer on the house for all the ladies

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Tater
springfield, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:18 PM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
free beer on the house for all the ladies




crying crying crying BUT I'M THIRSTYcrying devil
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gongman
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:20 PM CST

Do they have hillbillies in Miami???

Miami vice.....oh you guys spell it differently.

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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:20 PM CST
Tater wrote:
BUT I'M THIRSTY


you do what ever you want rolling on the floor laughing

perhaps you can join us afterwards rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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maybesoon
brisbane, Queensland Australia
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:25 PM CST
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 3:34 PM CST
maybesoon wrote:
wish i read this years ago


you too huh? cheers
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livinglarge
kildare, Kildare Ireland
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 6:28 PM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
Subject: NEVER CHEAT ON A HILLBILLY WOMAN!!!!!

A hillbilly's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, born of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vise and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up hillbilly was terrified and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.

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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 6:37 PM CST
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 6:41 PM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
Subject: NEVER CHEAT ON A HILLBILLY WOMAN!!!!!

A hillbilly's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, born of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vise and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up hillbilly was terrified and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.
rolling on the floor laughing wow! dropping jaw revenge is sweet
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mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 6:43 PM CST
That guy can do all his business sitting down now, and will never have a reason to leave a toilet seat up eitherrolling on the floor laughing So she solved another problemlaugh
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 6:45 PM CST
typing typing typing


Filing this away for future reference...
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teramo
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 7:29 PM CST


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what about the other half of the equation left behind in the bed. drinking
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 7:56 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing Oh crap, my freakin sides are hurting from laughing so much. Quit it! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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