Posted: Jul 23, 2008, 7:06 PM CST
a biker stops by the local harley shop to have his bike fixed. they couldnt do it while he waited, so he said he didnt live far and would just walk home. on the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and anvil. he stopped by the feed/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. however, stuggling outside the store he now had a problem, how to carry all of his purchases home.
while he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. she asked, can you tell me how to get to 1603 mockingbird lane? the biker said well as a matter of fact, i live at 1616 mockingbird lane. iwould walk you home but i cant carry this lot.
the old lady suggested. why dont you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in the other hand?
why thank you very much he said and proceeded to walk the old lady home. on the way he says lets take a shortcut and go down this alley. we will be there in no time. the little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said i am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. how do i know that when we get in the alley you wont throw your arms around me and ravish me.
the biker said holy smokes lady! i am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens and a goose. how in the world could i possibly throw my arms around you and do that? the little old lady replies, set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket and i will hold the chickens.
