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1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.

10.. Out of my mind....... back in five minutes.

11. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

12 . Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

13. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

14. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

15.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

16. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

17 . A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

18. The trouble with life is there's no background music!!
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I love em

some are a little too close to the truth!!