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Sex out of Town !!!

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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 2:00 PM CST
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

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Newbeginingz
Capetown, Cape Town South Africa
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 2:04 PM CST
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oHH! well, that was playing Fair and square for both

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Lillym
Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 2:05 PM CST
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somechick
Somewhere,Ohio, Ohio USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 2:06 PM CST
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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 2:12 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."



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Babydoll3000
Wisconsin Rapdis, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 2:25 PM CST
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Tater
springfield, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 2:27 PM CST
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 3:08 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."


He should have told her $50.00......devil
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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 3:25 PM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
He should have told her $50.00......
I was thinking she should have charged more too, isn't that very cheap $25laugh
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fromdusktildawn
Nunya, Michigan USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 3:33 PM CST
Did he take his hooker-date out for the night in a taxi-cab?dunno wine
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zdeadmanwalking
bowling green, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:28 PM CST
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