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It's Important to Have Backup Job Skills!!!

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It's Important to Have Backup Job Skills!!!

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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 5:40 PM CST
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. A local technical college was involved, he signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for practical exam approaches, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error and needed adjusting. The instructor said "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."

The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler."

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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 5:41 PM CST
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Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 5:53 PM CST
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 6:00 PM CST
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Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 5:13 AM CST
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wexford, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 5:16 AM CST
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 5:19 AM CST


I do have some plumbing skills. applause
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