Average guy's and Beautiful girls

jampet
wexford, Wexford Ireland

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:40 PM CST

mindfful wrote:

youre one of em

((you wish))

far faaar away

_________________________________
i am shocked to learn jampet is a trollop

shock horror probe- i resent that greatly- i am a 'good~~time~~ girl'

strikes MF from imaginary list of imaginary bridesmaids for imaginary wedding to .....yeah, you've guessed it

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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:41 PM CST

mindfful wrote:

well i do find etchings somewhat irresistable

how did you get this preposterous?

really id love to know

I grew this way because, because...(breaks into song)

Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
Ya gotta understand--
It’s just our bringin’ upke
That gets us outta hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses -- natcherly we’re punks.

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crotalus_p
Rush , Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:42 PM CST

NorseMedic wrote:

Then I would have to go hunting to train it according to it's natural traits. I wouldn't like that.

Nah. I'll still go for the big ass rottweiler named Princess and 2 shibas named King and Psycho.

would you at least let me name the rottweiler ??

( I fancy naming her Rose

)

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:42 PM CST

jampet wrote:

shock horror probe- i resent that greatly- i am a 'good girl'

strikes MF from imaginary list of imaginary bridesmaids for imaginary wedding to .....yeah, you've guessed it

That imaginary normal person?

We can only imagine he is normal..

Personally.. I think he is mad as box of frogs.

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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:43 PM CST

dillydally wrote:

i cant do hands i cant even do the boob thing

I'm dying to hear about that! You can tell me about the foot thing afterwards!

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:43 PM CST

Fallingman wrote:

I grew this way because, because...(breaks into song)

Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
Ya gotta understand--
It’s just our bringin’ upke
That gets us outta hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses -- natcherly we’re punks.

::yanks whiskey bottle off FM::

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NorseMedic
College Station, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:43 PM CST

crotalus_p wrote:

Read the fine print take care of the Ferrari's , how many Ferrari's do you think you can get 3 kids in ?? said man get's to polish them only, the rest of the time he spends driving the 3 kids around in a mini van

The ferrari's are for me only, except when having sex.

I'm a pervert, but I will be able to afford it.

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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:44 PM CST

Claayer wrote:

That imaginary normal person?
We can only imagine he is normal..

Personally.. I think he is mad as box of frogs.

Damn, Jampet is marrying a box of frogs!
Anyone here interested in sane men?...mostly sane that is!

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:44 PM CST

NorseMedic wrote:

The ferrari's are for me only, except when having sex.

I'm a pervert, but I will be able to afford it.

hahaha!

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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:45 PM CST

Claayer wrote:

::yanks whiskey bottle off FM::

Give me back my Southern Comfort!

sings on.....

Gee, Officer Krupke, we’re very upset;
We never had the love that every
Child oughta get.
We ain’t no delinquents,
We’re misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!

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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:45 PM CST

Fallingman wrote:

Damn, Jampet is marrying a box of frogs!
Anyone here interested in sane men?...mostly sane that is!

Sure if I can ever find one living near me or ready to move here!!

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mindfful
--, Missouri USA

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:46 PM CST

jampet
i lookawful in taffeta
its really for the best then.

serously if FM is doin West Side Story
he is on soooomethin

<proud owner of the dvd

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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:47 PM CST

mylifewithu wrote:

Sure if I can ever find one living near me or ready to move here!!

Hmmm....you live with the Simpsons. Are they all yellow in your town?

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dillydally
behind the big green fields , Strathclyde, Scotland UK

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:47 PM CST

Fallingman wrote:

I'm dying to hear about that! You can tell me about the foot thing afterwards!

maybe later

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NorseMedic
College Station, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:47 PM CST

crotalus_p wrote:

would you at least let me name the rottweiler ?? ( I fancy naming her Rose )

Her full name should be princess Leia, daughter of Anakin.

If her name should be Rose, I insist on the kids' being named James Kirk, Leonard McCoy and Nyota Uhura.

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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:49 PM CST

mindfful wrote:

jampet
i lookawful in taffeta
its really for the best then.serously if FM is doin West Side Story
he is on soooomethin

<proud owner of the dvd

want more do you?

lol

continues.....

Dear kindly social worker,
They tell me get a job,
Like be a soda-jerker,
Which means like be a slob.
It’s not I’m anti-social,
I’m only anti-work.
Gloryosky, that’s why I’m a jerk!

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mylifewithu
Springfield, Missouri USA

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:49 PM CST

Fallingman wrote:

Hmmm....you live with the Simpsons. Are they all yellow in your town?

They live in Springfield Illinois, sorry I can't help you there.

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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:49 PM CST

dillydally wrote:

maybe later

Is it later yet? is it? is it?

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fromdusktildawn
Nunya, Michigan USA

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:50 PM CST

NorseMedic wrote:

Her full name should be princess Leia, daughter of Anakin.

If her name should be Rose, I insist on the kids' being named James Kirk, Leonard McCoy and Nyota Uhura.

Gotta yellow one, could name it AMON the original sungod

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NorseMedic
College Station, Texas USA

Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:51 PM CST

fromdusktildawn wrote:

Gotta yellow one, could name it AMON the original sungod

No, after that chinese kid in Star Trek... what's his name.... ARGH!

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