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Why do females feel the need to cry after having great sex?

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Why do females feel the need to cry after having great sex?

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Tater
springfield, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:42 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
maybe a wench....w/20 ft of rope...




Damn thats is actually better now that I think about it, because if you haven't had confined space training, you might for get to check the air before going in and with the winch your buddy can pull you out if you become unconcious mis spelled
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:43 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
I quit using that line in 2006


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:44 PM CST
Tater wrote:
Damn thats is actually better now that I think about it, because if you haven't had confined space training, you might for get to check the air before going in and with the winch your buddy can pull you out if you become unconcious mis spelled





Better yet....... Just yell "STAND UP SWEETIE" grin
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:44 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
I quit using that line in 2006
Good choice rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:46 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Good choice




I quit using, "would you have my baby?" in 2004. laugh
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:46 PM CST
I'm still petrified by the miner's helmet comment...uh oh!
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:46 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
I'm still petrified by the miner's helmet comment...





yeah....don't ask her out Robert.professor
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Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:47 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Thats nice but I think I go too a different heaven then you.

Well it's not polite to talk religion or politics, so let's just stick with the crying-sex crying sticking out tongue applause
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:47 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
I quit using, "would you have my baby?" in 2004.
ohhh that was a huuuge saying in AU for a while the pick up line 'wanna go halves in a baby'.laugh laugh laugh
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:48 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
ohhh that was a huuuge saying in AU for a while the pick up line 'wanna go halves in a baby'.




laugh


I think I know why I'm still single. laugh
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:48 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
yeah....don't ask her out Robert.


hahahah rolling eyes
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:49 PM CST
I'm still working "Haaaay Baaaybeee...what's your sign?" I just know one day it's gonna work...dancing
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:49 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
ohhh that was a huuuge saying in AU for a while the pick up line 'wanna go halves in a baby'.


hahaha laugh
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:50 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
I'm still working "Haaaay Baaaybeee...what's your sign?" I just know one day it's gonna work...
laugh laugh
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:50 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
I'm still working "Haaaay Baaaybeee...what's your sign?" I just know one day it's gonna work...


One day yeah..

But they may have come up with something other than horoscopes by then.. laugh


helloooo wave hug
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Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:52 PM CST
hmmm I really hope I went too far this time, seems I've given the patients all the medication and none of the therapy drinking cool frustrated
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:54 PM CST
Okay, maybe "excuse me babe, I have to get my laundry."

I mean, I really do have to go get my laundry. Maybe women think this sort of independence is cool. I can iron a shirt, too. dancing
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:55 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
Okay, maybe "excuse me babe, I have to get my laundry."

I mean, I really do have to go get my laundry. Maybe women think this sort of independence is cool. I can iron a shirt, too.


Wooo! then you are one up on me! laugh
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Tater
springfield, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:55 PM CST
They cried because its over with me though



so I'm like damn !!! isn't four days on nonstop sex good enough for you woman

Then she tell me it was four mins..


Then I say four mins/ days what's the difference



















she left me so now I'm crying after sex







crying cheers
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 8:56 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
Okay, maybe "excuse me babe, I have to get my laundry."

I mean, I really do have to go get my laundry. Maybe women think this sort of independence is cool. I can iron a shirt, too.
Yeah thats hot.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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