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J "MY" HO....

that was a awesome game wasnt it?

so i have one more...this is two of two funniest sexual moments for me... i am in iraq and we all take our turn in a guard tower watching the perimeter... well we do it in pairs and i just so happen to get paired with a female who was pretty attractive. well to mke it short we ended up waiting till dark and did it doggy style in full body armor while watching the perimeter with night vision goggles....( cool huh? not many people have done that one) suddenly ... (because of course something so rare and pleasant couldnt go smooth) ... mortars started raining down close to our tower... i had to call it in on the radio, but in the excitement, i had knocked the radio off the tower...so i ran with my pants dragging to call it in on the radio and my supervisor busted me... not so funny then

Yes it was, and the result the most shattering climax we both ever experienced.

Yes it was, and the result the most shattering climax we both ever experienced.

I hate double posts.
Damn server.

Not really funny at the time, but I guess it is funny now. I was 19 and my girl and I were in the woods. We found a secluded spot to make love, it was great. Had the blanket down, had a picnic. Things got heated.

It wasn't until too late that we realized that the ants were drawn by our picnic items and we had chosen a secluded spot very near a fire ant mound.

I experienced bites in places where it should be against the laws of nature to go.

It makes cringe just remembering.

Well one time in band camp

got it... no picnic sex...ever

Hi Everyone!
Ok so I wont get into details, But I will tell you this. WARNING!! Do not ever have a few drinks and try to make sex more exciting with food roducts when peanut butter is all you have in the house! And never dip in the jar, less is better. peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth and not very easy to get down!
Was really good for a laugh but not much else!

bahahahaha

I love the peanut butter on bread, bananas, celery, apples, but I can't imagine having peanut butter on body parts.

Dear Peanut,

Nothing ventured, nothing gained!


Now you'll have me thinking about my grocery list in a whole different light!

Well it was just one of my many brilliant ideas! He even had told me that wasn't going to work, LOL I love peanut butter, I did not see the down side! UMMMM do now ! I still have the picture in my mind of him in the shower and me laughing till I fell off the bed!
Peanut butter is now in my house for the sandwich and cookies!

Well thanks to you I'll never look at peanut butter the same way again!

Ever tried grapes and champagne??....

"the only benefit was the swelling looked kinda cool lololol" rotflmao. hilarious.

Lago... When and if I ever get the chance to try anything again, you will be THE FIRST person I consult!

I have a feeling you could advise us all on the major food groups and more.

this'll sound like i'm bragging...
hired a cottage in a place called malahide near dublin once. old fashioned bed with an iron frame which cracked and gave way due to the force, vigour and general manliness of my thrusting, which degenerated into convulsions of laughter.

at least that's my story - the woman i was with rather uncharitably suggested that it was because she was already laughing that the bed cracked in the first place...

ooh multiple orgasms eh??

Me too...........