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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 4:36 PM CST


Help me out here, Kid...

You're supposed to be watching my back, remember?
laugh laugh laugh
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 4:38 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
Help me out here, Kid...

You're supposed to be watching my back, remember?



Oh...hell, I'll watch the front, if that'll help........grin
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 4:40 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
Oh...hell, I'll watch the front, if that'll help........



Where is that fanny spanking emoticon when you need it?

You are a menace!
laugh laugh


I've got to go...
(but I'll be back when you least expect it! devil devil )
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 4:41 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
Where is that fanny spanking emoticon when you need it?You are a menace!
I've got to go...
(but I'll be back when you least expect it! )




You promised that the last time. I was so let down crying
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 4:41 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
Help me out here, Kid...

You're supposed to be watching my back, remember?



I don't mind watching your back.grin


But you seem to be able to hold your own very well.tip hat
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 4:42 PM CST
kidatheart wrote:
I don't mind watching your back. But you seem to be able to hold your own very well.




What she can't hold....I'll assist with. The crosses I bear to help people moping
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 4:42 PM CST
kidatheart wrote:
I don't mind watching your back. But you seem to be able to hold your own very well.



Just treading water, bud.... but thanks.
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 4:45 PM CST
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 4:52 PM CST
joshua5599 wrote:
you only laugh because it does not haunt your dreams


hahaha!!



My friend kept a pube of her boyfriends in a matchbox on a bed of cotton wool .. as a memento heart wings


uh oh!
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 4:54 PM CST
Enduro wrote:
Nice of you but not really necessary.

Fat, skinny, short and tall etc
Hey we come in all shapes and sizes.
Direct and personal ridicule is of course offenseve and should be avoided.

But we ALL need to just lighten up
enjoy life and
laugh everyday


Yeah .. I've had to put up with blonde jokes all my life.. laugh


Anywayy...

(I can tell this coz I'm fat.. not that fat btw.. but still lol)

Why are fat people always happy and jolly?



Because they can't fight... and the can't run.


giggle
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 4:57 PM CST
2catchastar wrote:
Hi Everyone!
Ok so I wont get into details, But I will tell you this. WARNING!! Do not ever have a few drinks and try to make sex more exciting with food roducts when peanut butter is all you have in the house! And never dip in the jar, less is better. peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth and not very easy to get down!
Was really good for a laugh but not much else!


Peanut butter? wow!

Ouch!.. laugh
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 4:57 PM CST



All of the women laughed when I got done, so I guess they're all funny experiences? dunno
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Tater
springfield, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 4:58 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
Yeah .. I've had to put up with blonde jokes all my life.. Anywayy...

(I can tell this coz I'm fat.. not that fat btw.. but still lol)

Why are fat people always happy and jolly?
Because they can't fight... and the can't run.




Well I'll just tell you


It started off with me and claayer getting it on and minding our own business.when Ya'll fill in the blank.........................



sorry claayer you were the last to post was it was us hun....cheers
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 5:00 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
Where is that fanny spanking emoticon when you need it?

You are a menace!
I've got to go...
(but I'll be back when you least expect it! )


giggle still find that so funny.. Fanny means a lady's 'bits' here in the UK..

If you spanked someone's fanny here.. you'd probably get a smack in the mouth.. laugh
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 5:01 PM CST
Tater wrote:
Well I'll just tell you It started off with me and claayer getting it on and minding our own business.when Ya'll fill in the blank.........................
sorry claayer you were the last to post was it was us hun....


Oo lummy.. shock

I musta forgot about it.. laugh
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Tater
springfield, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 5:03 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
Oo lummy..

I musta forgot about it..




Hell I did too until I seen you againsticking out tongue
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 5:04 PM CST
Tater wrote:
Hell I did too until I seen you again


laugh laugh
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SatelliteServer
Toronto, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 5:04 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
hahaha!!
My friend kept a pube of her boyfriends in a matchbox on a bed of cotton wool .. as a memento


Gag me with a pitch fork barfing
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 5:05 PM CST
SatelliteServer wrote:
Gag me with a pitch fork


she was about 17 at the time..

I think even she finds it spewy now.. giggle


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Dreamer82
Wahiawa, Hawaii USA
Posted: Jul 25, 2008, 5:06 PM CST

You poor fool, I feel bad for youcrying
shipoker55 wrote:
I've had plenty of funny sexual experiences....everytime I asked my wife for sex...she laughed!!
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