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Karma3 Somewhere India
[top] Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:32 AM CST : I NEARLY DIED....
Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life... In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.

I said to her:

'Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.

Then my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!

....I ALMOST DIED!!!
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friendsfirst Burbank, Illinois USA
[top] Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:33 AM CST : I NEARLY DIED....
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mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
[top] Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:34 AM CST : I NEARLY DIED....
My friend sent me this one , it is halarious , Thanks for sharingrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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riyablossom somewhere .. , Pennsylvania USA
[top] Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:34 AM CST : I NEARLY DIED....
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Claayer Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
[top] Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:52 AM CST : I NEARLY DIED....
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p_seg Central, Xlokk Malta
[top] Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:10 AM CST : I NEARLY DIED....
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lktolbert Atlanta, Georgia USA
[top] Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:39 AM CST : I NEARLY DIED....
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livinglarge kildare, Kildare Ireland
[top] Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:43 AM CST : I NEARLY DIED....
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lostpoet4u Davenport, Florida USA
[top] Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:00 AM CST : I NEARLY DIED....
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