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Zeelander Louisville, Kentucky USA
starliteisbrite: Palm sisters would be FREE...

Or you could open the yellow pages to escorts,close your eyes and point....lol


Palm aint the same as a woman... plus no escort sevices for 50 miles.

Zee
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Warm apple pie dunno
DUBLINGUY1973 Dublin, Dublin Ireland
sxc666: Warm apple pie


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Zeelander Louisville, Kentucky USA
mylifewithu: Go find a Sex Anonymous group meeting , I bet you could pick up a woman there.


I live in Kentucky... the women here are tired of sex by their third marriage or the age of 16 whichever comes first.

Zee



Zeelander Louisville, Kentucky USA
sxc666: Warm apple pie


Bingo... need to try that

Zee
alabamabebe Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Zeelander: I live in Kentucky... the women here are tired of sex by their third marriage or the age of 16 whichever comes first.

Zee
rolling on the floor laughing Quit it! My belly is killing me! rolling on the floor laughing

This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time. You're killing me! rolling on the floor laughing
sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Zeelander: Bingo... need to try that

Zee
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Zeelander Louisville, Kentucky USA
Ok, we need to end this.... it was just for a good laugh.... I'll just head down the the bar at closing time and find some woman out of the gutter who would rather not drive home.

Zee



Zeelander Louisville, Kentucky USA
alabamabebe: Quit it! My belly is killing me!

This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time. You're killing me!


Oh, I have a million 2 thumbs up

Zee



diogenes Longview, Texas USA
mylifewithu: Go find a Sex Anonymous group meeting , I bet you could pick up a woman there.


Ha Ha, did you see that new Bachelor Party movie?
somechick Cincinnati Ohio, Ohio USA
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HJFinAZ Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Zeelander: Ok, we need to end this.... it was just for a good laugh.... I'll just head down the the bar at closing time and find some woman out of the gutter who would rather not drive home.

Zee


You have an email.............devil


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diogenes Longview, Texas USA
Zeelander: I live in Kentucky... the women here are tired of sex by their third marriage or the age of 16 whichever comes first.

Zee


What does a girl from Arkansas say after she loses her virginity?





"Now can I have some cigarettes Daddy?"
mylifewithu Springfield, Missouri USA
diogenes: Ha Ha, did you see that new Bachelor Party movie?
No I haven't seen it, I bet it was funnylaugh



Zeelander Louisville, Kentucky USA
diogenes: Ha Ha, did you see that new Bachelor Party movie?


I've been to TJ... saw the donkey show.... I kinda felt sorry for the donky.

Zee



Zeelander Louisville, Kentucky USA
HJFinAZ: You have an email.............


You've got reply.

Zee
starliteisbrite The planet earth....:), Ontario Canada
Zeelander: Palm aint the same as a woman... plus no escort sevices for 50 miles.

Zee


Distance isn't a problem seeing as you'd be paying for transportation...lol
starliteisbrite The planet earth....:), Ontario Canada
Zeelander: Palm aint the same as a woman... plus no escort sevices for 50 miles.

Zee


Distance isn't a problem seeing as you'd be paying for transportation...lol
HJFinAZ Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Amish women need love too..................devil


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diogenes Longview, Texas USA
mylifewithu: No I haven't seen it, I bet it was funny


They have a sex-a-holics anonymous meeting at the hotel they're in....all the different girls at the meeting keep coming to see this one guy because he's a miracle worker.....turns out he cures them by ruining it for them forever.laugh




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